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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I have a date.
I guess this will be the ****Official TMI Thread****
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:29 PM   #1846
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meatpeeker....

I think you misunderestimate the planet

I think most of us will cheer the day you club a uterus seal with that clam hammer.
Are you forgetting the fact that the last time I was after a woman the thread was e-mailed to her?

All it takes is one bad apple.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:31 PM   #1847
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I don't think I knew that. I'll bet that outcome was brutal.

I'm on your team. I'll be happy for you, even if it costs you $20 for 30 minutes.

Its probably what you should do anyway, to take the pressure off.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:32 PM   #1848
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I don't think I knew that. I'll bet that outcome was brutal.
Nah, she let me down easy. Nice gal. Smart, too. She was a real catch.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:40 PM   #1849
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Are you forgetting the fact that the last time I was after a woman the thread was e-mailed to her?

All it takes is one bad apple.
How would anyone on here know her email addy?
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:42 PM   #1850
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How would anyone on here know her email addy?
I've linked to her OKCupid page. It'd be real easy to get to her through that.

Anyway, I'm not too worried about it. No big deal. I'll just jerk it to her photos.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:45 PM   #1851
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With rare exceptions....The truth is that MOST guys strike out more often than they get on base.

Before Brad Pitt was famous, I'll wager he was only batting .300


The trick is to just move on, learn what part of your approach didn't work and assume her vagina was the size of a Volkswagon trunk. Try the next girl.


In college, I had a system....when I went to a party, I walked in and to myself, numbered off 5 girls. #1 was the primest one I had a chance at on my best day, but not likely...and worked down that 2-4 should be reasonable, in my class, achievable goals if everything clicked.....and #5 was the slump buster in the corner.


You just have to know that there are nights when you're not even going to be quick enough to be the first one to the call ole Dooky.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:45 PM   #1852
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Are you forgetting the fact that the last time I was after a woman the thread was e-mailed to her?

All it takes is one bad apple.
Or the more logical answer might be she called you, you giggled like a school girl and hung up.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:46 PM   #1853
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You just have to know that there are nights when you're not even going to be quick enough to be the first one to the call ole Dooky.
Sure, I understand that.

Maybe tomorrow she'll be just as horny.

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Or the more logical answer might be she called you, you giggled like a school girl and hung up.
That's right, I'm lying.

You dickbag.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:49 PM   #1854
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I've linked to her OKCupid page. It'd be real easy to get to her through that.

Anyway, I'm not too worried about it. No big deal. I'll just jerk it to her photos.
I didn't realize you were stupid enough to leave a trail of bread crumbs like that.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:50 PM   #1855
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don't ask her to do shit.

"gee...do you think...maybe...you might...wanna go on a date with me...sometime...maybe?"
be a fucking man and tell her what's going down and when.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:51 PM   #1856
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I didn't realize you were stupid enough to leave a trail of bread crumbs like that.
I'm far too trusting.
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Old 08-01-2008, 09:54 PM   #1857
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I'm far too trusting.
I'd say.
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Old 08-01-2008, 10:19 PM   #1858
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Some of these guys sound like him.
Who's that?
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Old 08-02-2008, 01:00 AM   #1859
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Old 08-02-2008, 06:23 AM   #1860
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Is it possible that she knows of this site?
Uh-Oh...

If that is indeed the case, no "happy ending" for you.
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