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I don't think I knew that. I'll bet that outcome was brutal.
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Nah, she let me down easy. Nice gal. Smart, too. She was a real catch.
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I've linked to her OKCupid page. It'd be real easy to get to her through that.
Anyway, I'm not too worried about it. No big deal. I'll just jerk it to her photos.
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With rare exceptions....The truth is that MOST guys strike out more often than they get on base.
Before Brad Pitt was famous, I'll wager he was only batting .300 The trick is to just move on, learn what part of your approach didn't work and assume her vagina was the size of a Volkswagon trunk. Try the next girl. In college, I had a system....when I went to a party, I walked in and to myself, numbered off 5 girls. #1 was the primest one I had a chance at on my best day, but not likely...and worked down that 2-4 should be reasonable, in my class, achievable goals if everything clicked.....and #5 was the slump buster in the corner. You just have to know that there are nights when you're not even going to be quick enough to be the first one to the call ole Dooky. |
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Or the more logical answer might be she called you, you giggled like a school girl and hung up.
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I'm far too trusting.
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hahahahahahaha.
"the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."
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Uh-Oh...
If that is indeed the case, no "happy ending" for you.
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