*****2025 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****

[Dante84]

Version 2025 - PATRICK MAHOMES & THE RETURN TO GLORY

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules for once the draft begins:

1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!") or asking "questions" after the news is already out to make it seem like you're a genius guesser (ex: "Vegas gonna take player here?").
   
2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny.

NOTE: Like in year's past, I will be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP.
These separate player threads will be made as soon as the news breaks, but outside of this thread. This means if you are in the lounge, you may see the player prior to the TV announcement.

I will also link the player threads below, shortly after they are drafted. Pure knee-jerk gold to reference in the future.

Here are our picks:

Round 1, #28: Josh Simmons
Round 2, #63: Omar Norman-Lott
Round 3, #66: Ashton Gillotte
Round 3, #85: Nohl Williams
Round 4, #133: Jalen Royals
Round 5, #156: Jeffrey Bassa
Round 7, #228: Brashard Smith

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

Here are our prior years' Draft Threads:

Spoiler!

View the 2024 Draft thread here
View the 2023 Draft thread here
View the 2022 Draft thread here
View the 2021 Draft thread here
View the 2020 Draft thread here
View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

[Couch-Potato]

oooh there goes Arroyo… he felt VERY Chiefy.

[Rain Man]

Arroyo has already spent his signing bonus on tattoos.

[Easy 6]

Jedediah basically just told dad to get bent with his body language hahaaa

[ChiliConCarnage]

Jedidiah!?

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

What's a brotha gotta do to get some Van Halen up in this bitch?!?

Oh crap, Rubberband Man! DJ comes through for me one more time. Good lookin' out, brah.

Wait, they’re playing TI at the kids rave??

[Iconic]

nooooo they stole arroyo. ****ing bitches

[Bump]

The good news is we are going to have 2 new Kansas City Chiefs within 4 picks of each other coming up tonight

[Couch-Potato]

I’d take Green. Top tier pass rusher!

Watts or Burch feels more like Chiefs to me though.

Ratledge to just lock down our OL would be solid.

[Rain Man]

I wonder how many draftees have no idea where Charlotte, North Carolina, is.

[ChiliConCarnage]

The Panthers have no former players willing to show up?

[TLO]

I think Green is the pick.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Bump

The good news is we are going to have 2 new Kansas City Chiefs within 4 picks of each other coming up tonight

This is awesome. Thanks, L'Jarius.

[MahomesMagic]

Gadget weapon for Nagy and corner?

[wazu]

Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage

The Panthers have no former players willing to show up?

Can barely think of any. Kerry Collins, maybe?

[Chief Roundup]

Originally Posted by Couch-Potato

I’d take Green. Top tier pass rusher!

Watts or Burch feels more like Chiefs to me though.

Ratledge to just lock down our OL would be solid.

Not with multiple sexual abuse accusations from different sources and women.