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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Pond> Me <Barn
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Someday, when you've matured, you're going to get married, and God will bless you with daughters. As they get older, they will go to bed and pray that they meet a man like their daddy. You'll go to bed praying that they don't.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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#1834 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
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![]() Cheap Hookers for the Night: $50 Tanning Sessions to Color your skin Orange: $150 Looking Like a Douchebag on the World Wide Web While Thinking you are Cool: Priceless!
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
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I'm jealous. I want to be orange too.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Ah, Mr. Midnight Douchebag..... As you sit on your pleather couch and ponder wether or not to go to lazer tag today at Skateland, perhaps a reflective moment, or a "moment of clarity" is called for. You see, I'm not exactly and old guy. I'm in my early 30's actually and I've been around a bit. I used to be that guy without a care in the world. Then one day, around ten years ago I decided it was time to do something with my life. There I was working a job for 6 bucks an hour, enough money to buy beer and party with friends, then all of a sudden. like a lightning bolt, I realized that my friends were douchebags. The next day I quit that job, went back to school, tested out and in a week was in a new job that has supplied me with the following: A $135,000 home, 2 great cars, a beautiful wife with our first-born less than a month away. Earlier this week I went to Chicago and was offered my own piece of business as an area manager for a private security firm. (which I gladly accepted) So, as you sit there in your studio apartment with your roommates making the place smell like swamp ass and stale vomit, deciding wether you should watch Spongebob or ultimate fighting on your 24 inch sanyo before lazer tag, perhaps you should think about quitting your job at the car wash and go back to school. I;m sure your Kawasaki will get you there. |
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#1837 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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We got DANCERS in tampa
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#1841 |
America is great assholes~
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: In some people's mind~
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(In my best Doc Holiday) Oh midnight your are still here? I forgot, you may go.
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umm...what do I say here?
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Good one!!!!
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Mahomes Dynasty
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Mahomes Dynasty
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I guess he was the only one at the party walking around with his shirt off.
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Location: T-Town
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