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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $1749099
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I'll look/sound like I know what I'm doing (I'm ****ing awesome at that) but really, I'm just going to be as parasitic as possible. My request would be that we do burnt ends because I really need to figure out why half my attempts are restaurant quality and the other half are...edible. So if anyone would like to provide a few hundred bucks in brisket points, your own equipment and far more expertise than I intend to lend, I will gladly pay 1/6th of the entry fee and be a part of your team. Maybe. I might prefer just freeloading outright; you're already splitting the fee 5 ways, that's cheap enough.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Kansas City, MO
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What would a CP BBQ team be named?
Antifreeze Brooke ate all our meat PM Bob Dole |
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#1803 |
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Dammit Carl!
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**** you, you cretin.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Your grills should be terrified too, bitch.
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#1805 |
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Not CP specific enough.
'Gaz Option' for instance, is something that really only makes sense in the context of CP.
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**** you, you cretin.
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Something like this? This is fun!!
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#1807 |
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Not bad at all; I can't pun so I knew there was a better barbecue reference in there somewhere.
"CPQ: We Suck Since Phobia Left"
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What about the $10K in grand prize money?
How about a Smithfield's sponsorship? Want one of those too? Quote:
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Yes. So long as those previous conditions are met, I am still on board.
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#1810 |
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"Whiney little bitches cook Q"
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Yeah, I confess, pfree. My whole communist plot was to infiltrate your operation, steal all your secret recipes, open up a restaurant right next door to you and put you out of business. Curse you, DJ!!! Foiled again! Dinny |
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#1812 |
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And I would have gotten away with it, too!!!
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#1813 |
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Free Agency
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I pulled the trigger. I signed up to my first ever BBQ Competition. I'm going to be Smoking On The Osage.
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#1814 |
Indian Twitter
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Those meddling kids!
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#1815 |
Indian Twitter
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I've jumped off the deep end.
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