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Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. |
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72 | 59.50% |
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. |
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3 | 2.48% |
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. |
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28 | 23.14% |
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option |
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4 | 3.31% |
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. |
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14 | 11.57% |
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#166 |
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My girl can't wrestle but you should see her box.
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It's like saying I should only like vanilla ice cream. There's chocolate. Or vanilla with sprinkles. Or a goddamn apple.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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#170 |
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She does, yes. It probably didn't help that years ago (pre-marriage) we discussed it and I piped up and said, "What!? There's nothing wrong with your vagina. I've eaten some nasty cooter in my days, and your's is actually really nice!"
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#171 |
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I tried humming once but it's not so sexy when it's the star spangled banner you're humming.
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#172 |
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I don't wear pajamas.
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Worst part is finding one who gets off on it. It's fun and hilarious but I damn near passed out running out of breath numerous times!
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I bet Donger refers to his wang as "The Oil Rig"
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You can do it put your ass into it... Or is it back into it how the song goes?
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
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That's actually her name for her vagina.
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