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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! | 20 | 16.81% | |
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. | 10 | 8.40% | |
Only if I have jock itch. | 38 | 31.93% | |
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. | 46 | 38.66% | |
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. | 5 | 4.20% | |
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07-01-2012, 06:35 PM | #166 |
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Careful on the hot sweaty days. That shit'll turn to paste in matter of minutes then you'll be up Crotchrot Creek with out a paddle and nothing to show for it 'cept some pasty twig and berries...
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07-01-2012, 07:27 PM | #167 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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I use the blue bottle, but in a medicinal way. Say I've been outside doing a lot of walking and the swamp crotch is in full effect. A healthy sprinkle of that fridgid concoction numbs em right up.
I should probably invest in a bottle of the green for daily use. |
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07-01-2012, 07:29 PM | #168 |
Quit your bullshit
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Walmart sells a giant bottle of "foot powder" for like $0.86 for a huge bottle. It's the exact same thing as the blue gold bond.
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07-01-2012, 07:43 PM | #169 |
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Really? I would guess a giant bottle, would keep the stroke stick and twins happy, for the rest of the summer.
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07-01-2012, 08:50 PM | #170 |
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I'm going to try some brands other than gold bond. I need a new scent.
Tomorrow I will order a bottle of Balla, which contains actual talc. I may also order some Jack Black Dry Down. Look for reviews in a week or two.
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07-01-2012, 08:52 PM | #171 |
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07-01-2012, 08:57 PM | #172 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I developed a rash. Sweaty balls are back again...
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07-01-2012, 09:11 PM | #173 |
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Some fragrances give me a rash too. I just use plain old baby powder
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07-02-2012, 08:52 PM | #174 |
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That was intense.
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07-02-2012, 11:07 PM | #175 |
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Recently tried ball powder for the first time. It felt like a gum commercial in my crotch!
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07-02-2012, 11:46 PM | #176 |
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**** Gold Bond, plain old corn starch is boss.
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07-03-2012, 06:58 AM | #177 |
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Still can't get myself to do ball powder
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04-12-2013, 06:01 PM | #178 |
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It's back in the saddle again!
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04-12-2013, 06:32 PM | #179 |
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I just keep my boys fresh all year round!
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04-12-2013, 06:41 PM | #180 |
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well ya. you need balls first
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