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Of all threads this is the one to convince me to buy a digital camera...
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06-23-2016, 07:52 PM | #170 |
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06-23-2016, 09:41 PM | #171 |
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One word. Oatmeal. Eat a bowl in the morning. No problems. And all you old ****s should know this.
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06-24-2016, 08:44 AM | #172 |
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I am 55 years old.....And most of my poos can be dubbed...."Shotgun Shits".
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06-24-2016, 06:50 PM | #173 |
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11-29-2017, 11:32 PM | #174 |
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Very nice clean-breaker a few mins ago - nice color, perfect taper - minimal toilet paper. It was ironic because I'd just showered AND shaved!!
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11-29-2017, 11:40 PM | #175 |
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11-29-2017, 11:46 PM | #176 |
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11-29-2017, 11:55 PM | #177 |
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I think my ass is clogged come **** me I'll poop better
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11-30-2017, 12:34 AM | #178 |
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11-30-2017, 01:34 AM | #179 |
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We have seen the fish you eat...
That rice will sneak up and bite you if not done just right.
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11-30-2017, 01:42 AM | #180 |
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Fudge packee. I knew it all along but I never thought you would get shitfaced enough to say it out loud.
I hope Clay follows your lead as the Packer. You will feel better as soon as you quit living a lie. And as far as Nebraska Football goes...same advice, less the fudge packing.
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