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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:01 AM   #166
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Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:13 AM   #167
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Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:24 AM   #168
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I had my laptop stolen right from my office 4 years ago. If I had caught that fat bastard he would have gotten a serious case of led poisioning. He got caught by the sherriffs dept. and got 10 years. He's now on my list of things to do!
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:29 AM   #169
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fightclub will call me a reerun and joemomma will call me a bitch but 1st time I turned in a thief I was on Ft.Riley at the ClassSix (liquor store)working for Coca-Cola and while stocking my 2 door cooler I was on the floor kneeling and stocking the bottom of the cooler sweating MY ASS off and when I look up I see this JACKASS looking towards the front of the store and sticking a 1/5 of Brandy down his sweatpants.

I watched him walk around for about 30 seconds and start to leave. I ran to the back room and told the manager and the AAFFES quality control dude that happened to be there that the dude was stealing from them.

They chased him down in the parking lot and got him back in the store. MP's showed up and the dude took the bottle out of his pants.

He was an E-5 and stealing f***ing liquor????

Needless to say he was chaptered out of the military for a $10 bottle of booze.

2nd time I actually did the right thing (and don't think I didn't think HARD about NOT doing the right thing).

I was still working for Coca-Cola and was in the back of the Econo-Foods store in the head taking a massive shit. As I was sitting there I notice a wallet on the floor. So doing what any NORMAL person would do I picked it up and looked inside and there was 5 $100 bills in it and the ID said it was owned by the Miller Beer diriver.

You don't know how LONG I thought about taking that money and leaving the wallet in the bathroom.

BUT since I am reerun (according to Fightclub) I took the wallet to the chick that checked in vendors at the back door and within 10 minutes the miller driver drove back up and RAN inside to look for his wallet.

YES I did the right thing and YES I had to talk myself out of taking the money.

It was the Angel on one shoulder and the Demon on the other situation.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:36 AM   #170
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Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.
I don't give a shit what team you root for. It could be a Raiders fan and this act would still be dispicable. If you were a real man, you would've walked over to the table and taken the laptop from the guy while he was sitting their. But we all know you were too pussy to do that. Your a coward have fun with life paying you back for a laptop.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:37 AM   #171
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:40 AM   #172
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Its not like I physically assaulted him or anything. Nor did I break into his house. The dude left HIS laptop there for 15 or more minutes. Put it this way, if I just left 800 bucks on the table at a cafe wouldnt you take it???
FYP...you had the wrong word in CAPS. And, no...I wouldn't take it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:24 AM   #173
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Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.
So you commited grand larceny, on a guy that was trying to be polite by taking his cell conversation outside to prevent a distraction, and we are the idiots?

You are clueless.
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:46 AM   #174
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Boy, did this thread blow up lol. SOme people on here are totally overreacting. Calling me the scum of the earth or a terrorist. Sheesh. How are gonna call a fellow Chiefs fan that? The dude I jacked the laptop from is probably a Chargers fan anyway. I should get brownie points for that.
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:50 AM   #175
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 08:51 AM   #176
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Wow, he isn't even smart enough to backtrack out of this stupidity.
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Wow, he isn't even smart enough to backtrack out of this stupidity.
I don't know what is more pathetic: The fact that he is so stupid not to backtrack or his complete lack of remorse that what he did is wrong?



either way he is obviously a complete waste of oxygen.
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Old 06-26-2007, 09:24 AM   #179
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So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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