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Old 05-19-2014, 11:46 AM  
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I'm on a mission to shit
Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:18 PM   #166
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My daughter takes miralax and shits very soon afterward.


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Does she take it regularly?
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:20 PM   #167
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:20 PM   #168
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Does she take it regularly?
Not anymore. Long story. But it will still push her through if she has issues
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:20 PM   #169
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:22 PM   #170
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Interesting. The active ingredient should take at least 24 hours to work and more often 2-3 days. Regular use can change that, though.

For what Clay is going through, I definitely wouldn't recommend it. Especially not over magnesium citrate, which is as close to a miracle cure as you're ever going to find.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:26 PM   #171
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:27 PM   #172
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:27 PM   #173
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Five days ago I had surgery.

On the first day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as I had not eaten since lunchtime the day before.

On the second day I did not shit. This did not surprise me, as the doctors informed me that I may experience constipation.

On the third day, I did not shit. I became concerned. I began eating apples, taking a stool softener, and enjoyed a large bowl of indian beans.

On the fourth day, I did not shit. My bowels began to feel...too full. I drank two large glasses of Metamucil and two tablespoons of milk of magnesia.

It is the fifth day, and I have not shat, though farts are coming profusely and with great force. I took two tablets of Senokot (recommended by my doctor) and downed a large bowl of Kellog's Fiber Plus about an hour ago.

I'm on a mission. To shit.

Please, God. Let me shit.
oh don't worry, you will shit. Actually you won't do a conventional crap, it will be more like diarrhea on steroids.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:28 PM   #174
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Jesus. Guessing you're taking some pain pills from the surgery?

I remember when I had an inguinal hernia surgery. They did it the old fashioned way - not laproscopically - and between the pain pills clogging me up and not having any strength in my core, it was a rough week.

Good luck. You're going to need it.
Yep.

Also no strength in my core right now.

I feel bloated as ****.
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Old 05-19-2014, 05:31 PM   #175
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