|
![]() |
||
The 23rd Pillar
Join Date: Sep 2002
Casino cash: $10019237
|
I’m leaving forever.
Quote:
I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died. The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal. It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me. So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by. Farewell, Chiefsplanet! (Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.) ![]() Last edited by DaFace; 05-18-2021 at 03:00 PM.. |
|
Posts: 110,871
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#166 |
Choco Favre
Join Date: Jul 2012
Casino cash: $1384765
|
|
Posts: 30,035
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#167 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $4331115
|
|
Posts: 60,288
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#168 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
Casino cash: $1397558
|
|
Posts: 75,832
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#169 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $11813829
|
Quote:
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Advertise here: $19.99 a month |
|
Posts: 36,105
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#170 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
Casino cash: $9594244
|
Yep. And she rocks my local boys' PXG gear.
__________________
“Education is a weapon whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.” Joseph Stalin |
Posts: 69,591
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#171 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
Casino cash: $1610351
![]() |
I'm more interested in who is patt's lil bitch than why he left.
__________________
"Loving him is red." |
Posts: 23,227
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#172 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $4331115
|
|
Posts: 60,288
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#173 |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
Casino cash: $1544931
![]() |
|
Posts: 56,272
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#174 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2003
Casino cash: $6315286
|
I liked patteeu. We disagreed but I always appreciated his approach to debating. I suspect it was getting hard for a good conservative to continue aligning oneself with the kooks who turned a once proud political movement into a threat to American democracy.
|
Posts: 17,041
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#175 |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
Casino cash: $381250
|
It needs to be done for the Curly Bill gif.
__________________
"The victim stance is a powerful one. The victim is always morally right, neither responsible nor accountable, and forever entitled to sympathy." |
Posts: 25,023
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#176 |
Starter
Join Date: Mar 2008
Casino cash: $8640068
|
You're leaving a room not sucking a *&%$. No need to open your mouth.
|
Posts: 393
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#177 | |
Rabbi Goldmann
Join Date: Nov 2012
Casino cash: $5450159
|
Quote:
Fewer posts like this^ |
|
Posts: 87,025
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#178 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Casino cash: $2755437
|
I think 1000 posts is a bit of a reach Pat. Hate to see ya go. God Bless.
__________________
![]() We have a million reasons for failure, but not one excuse... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Holy Crap fellas!!! We did it!!! THREE TIMES!!! ![]() |
Posts: 26,116
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#179 | |
Would an idiot do that?
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Arizona
Casino cash: $1544931
![]() |
Quote:
Not saying it's right or wrong or whatever, but if someone has been here 10 or 15+ years and then just disappears, it can be a bit concerning for those who know that person IRL or have conversed a lot here (that's why we have the next of kin thing). So, at the very least, if you don't want people reaching out sometime in the future, or worrying you've knocked off, it helps. Or maybe it's just a look at me and miss me! thing, because it's a bit disheartening that almost anyone can just stop posting and no one may notice for months or ever. |
|
Posts: 56,272
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#180 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
Casino cash: $681786
![]() |
__________________
SFC... Stay ****ing Calm.. |
Posts: 14,145
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() |
|
|