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04-16-2009, 10:02 AM | #166 |
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She was a proctologist, huh.
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04-16-2009, 10:02 AM | #167 | |
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NO MORALS + NO CONVICTIONS = NO THREADS LIKE THIS Like I said...it's MY world, and you're just living in it Metrolike. And in my world, karma doesn't exist...and in my world, ice cream socials and herpes are all I live for. |
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04-16-2009, 10:03 AM | #168 |
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Run like the wind, Forrest..
sorry man...bummer. |
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04-16-2009, 10:04 AM | #169 | |
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04-16-2009, 10:05 AM | #170 | |
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If my life boiled down to being an awesome waiter and getting drunk and waking up naked in random places for the rest of my life...I'd say I lived a pretty damn good life! Some people like working hard, some people like accomplishing goals...I like pacman video games and slutty whores. Does that make me less of a person? I saw this dude when I was in Vegas who had a super, tiny, deformed head...I felt bad. I CAN FEEL. |
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04-16-2009, 10:06 AM | #171 | |
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She's probably already banging him. If not, she's close. Either way, there is no future there. Walk away with your dignity intact and be glad this happened sooner rather than later. |
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04-16-2009, 10:06 AM | #172 |
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Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?
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04-16-2009, 10:07 AM | #173 | |
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04-16-2009, 10:07 AM | #174 |
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04-16-2009, 10:07 AM | #175 |
You think you can get by this?
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04-16-2009, 10:07 AM | #176 | |
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You've got that going for you, which is nice. |
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04-16-2009, 10:08 AM | #177 |
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I hear this kind of thing all the time so...If you went up to one of them and said "come to my room I need sex BAD! and I've always thought you were hot..." you cant convince me for one second that the guy wouldn't sprint to that room and be ready before you get there.
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04-16-2009, 10:10 AM | #178 | |
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Rewind one month. Typical day in the life of me... 5 PM - wake up 5:30 PM - wash marker off of my face from night before 5:45 PM - sign into xbox live 7:30 PM - punch wall really hard after losing a game of doubles because I did something stupid 9 PM - last game 9:30 PM - really, last game 10 PM - last game 10:05 PM - shower time 10:19 PM - bar time 4 AM - blackout time DO YOU SEE WHAT NOT HAVING AN XBOX HAS DONE TO ME?! I'VE BEEN UP BEFORE 5 PM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT! IF SOMEONE BUYS ME AN XBOX (CANT CUT INTO MY BOOZE MONEY) I SWEAR I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND ONLY RETURN AS A LURKER. THAT'S A PROMISE. $200 IS ALL IT WILL TAKE. |
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04-16-2009, 10:11 AM | #179 |
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04-16-2009, 10:11 AM | #180 |
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What the hell happened to him? Maybe he's booting her ass out right now.
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