Official Euro 2024 Thread - The "It's Coming Home" Edition

[Womble]

Tournament starts in just over an hour with the jocks up against the boche who are hosting the tournament.

Pre tournament odds:



Ing-ger-laand!! Score some facking goals.



Ps. I used the 'football' prefix because 'soccer' isn't a real thing. Football is football.

[GloryDayz]

I'm sitting here literally shocked...

[Womble]

The mighty England are officially through to the last 16.

Home. It's coming.

[JPH83]

Originally Posted by Womble

The mighty England are officially through to the last 16.

Home. It's coming.

I love your optimism Womble, but we've got the personnel wrong for the formation we're using and we're playing like liquid s***.

[WilliamTheIrish]

France has dominated Poland, but every chance was a missed shot, a punch out by the keeper or defensive clearance.

But after a poor tackle attempt in the box on Dembele, they get a penalty and Mpabbe hits it home.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Are there any actual Frenchmen on the France team?

[Womble]

No more goals in the France match please.

[Womble]

Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut

Are there any actual Frenchmen on the France team?

Is your idea of watching sport just counting the non whites and moaning about something so ****ing trivial? 10 of the starting XI were born in France and the goalie who was born in French Guyana, grew up in Paris.

Most of your posts in this thread are in the same vain. Do you spend most of your time watching the Raiders droning on about the same shite? Christ...

[Womble]

Portugal, Germany, Spain and France are all on the same side of the draw. If England top the group we'll be playing Netherlands in the last 16 and probably Italy in the quarters. Much better than any of those 4 teams!

Home...

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by Womble

Portugal, Germany, Spain and France are all on the same side of the draw. If England top the group we'll be playing Netherlands in the last 16 and probably Italy in the quarters. Much better than any of those 4 teams!

Home...

Will be interesting to see if Southgate waits to **** it up against the Netherlands or if he decides to blow it all today against Slovenia. Either way, the meltdown is set and we’re all excited to see it.

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Originally Posted by Womble

Is your idea of watching sport just counting the non whites and moaning about something so ****ing trivial? 10 of the starting XI were born in France and the goalie who was born in French Guyana, grew up in Paris.

Most of your posts in this thread are in the same vain. Do you spend most of your time watching the Raiders droning on about the same shite? Christ...

Nope. Just finding it interesting compared to the country's demographics. And soccer is so slow, it gives me time to compare.

Originally Posted by Womble

Portugal, Germany, Spain and France are all on the same side of the draw. If England top the group we'll be playing Netherlands in the last 16 and probably Italy in the quarters. Much better than any of those 4 teams!

Home...

Prime opportunity for England. Unfortunately, Southgate is not good.

[POND_OF_RED]

England fans act as if they have players on their bench that would start for the rest of the world, but still for some reason have Declan Rice in their starting lineup. No way Declan Rice touches the starting lineup for the US.

[Womble]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

England fans act as if they have players on their bench that would start for the rest of the world, but still for some reason have Declan Rice in their starting lineup. No way Declan Rice touches the starting lineup for the US.

There it is. That's an opinion I would expect of a "soccer" enjoyer.

[George Liquor]

Wow

Austria ended up topping group D?

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by Womble

There it is. That's an opinion I would expect of a "soccer" enjoyer.

Anyone with eyes can see it. Are you still enjoying watching Declan Rice suit up for your squad?

Edit: Were the quotations supposed to separate you England twats from the soccer moniker you all tried creating? Don’t blame us for running with your language.

England are on a counter attack*

Declan rice : pic.twitter.com/rvWUYG2GgP

— ًًً (@ibzsmo3k) June 20, 2024

[Womble]

Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED

Anyone with eyes can see it. Are you still enjoying watching Declan Rice suit up for your squad?

Edit: Were the quotations supposed to separate you England twats from the soccer moniker you all tried creating? Don’t blame us for running with your language.

Obviously, nearly all Americanisms were invented by us. We just dropped them because they sounded reeruned and you lot ran with them. At least it's a bit better than your sports words like "winningest" which is the most disgusting word in the American English language.

Your opinion on Rice is so bad I'm not even going to bother talking through it with you.