Chiefs *****The Patrick Mahomes Thread***** - Page 1175

Dante84 · 09:40 AM

IT ****ING HAPPENED

OP UPDATE:

Because of all the interest in this thread, I've place all of the video content of Patrick Mahomes II's college career, and draft day goodness into a single post that can be found here. Enjoy!

Hammock Parties · 10-12-2018, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

You have a big Spielberg boner, you're a Mahomes fan, and yet you deny me my obvious Indiana Mahomes vid.

Patience.

Good things come to those who wait.

The big guns are coming out BLAZING in due time. But it has to be for the right game. You don't want to waste a legendary character on some pissant game...you want to hit a home run.

You'll jizz your pants when I edit the Last Crusade trailer into a preview for 2019.

"...the man with the hair is back..."

**ptlyon** · 10-12-2018, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Patience.

Good things come to those who wait.

The big guns are coming out BLAZING in due time. But it has to be for the right game. You don't want to waste a legendary character on some pissant game...you want to hit a home run.

You'll jizz your pants when I edit the Last Crusade trailer into a preview for 2019.

That is a good idea. You should make a blazing saddles one as well.

Kiimo · 10-12-2018, 10:42 AM

Don't listen to Colin Cowherd today.

I mean, epic idiocy, even for him. Monumentally unresearched, unsubstantiated drivel.

**Rausch** · 10-12-2018, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

You'll jizz your pants when I edit the Last Crusade trailer into a preview for 2019.

It fits.

Ill throw the yogurt if we win this week...

Hammock Parties · 10-12-2018, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

It fits.

Reid as Henry Sr.

Jerm · 10-12-2018, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

Don't listen to Colin Cowherd today.

I mean, epic idiocy, even for him. Monumentally unresearched, unsubstantiated drivel.

I can only imagine....cliff notes?

Kiimo · 10-12-2018, 11:05 AM

He opens talking about how the Giants are stupid for using nostalgia to keep Eli. He mentions KC not relying on nostalgia when picking Mahomes.

FIVE MINUTES LATER he talks about how New England hasn't won at home in the past and how Mahomes is "flawed" and how quarterbacks under 25 have never won there, ignoring who those quarterbacks are. He's LITERALLY using nostalgia to determine that KC won't win.

THEN he talks about how Alex Smith's record and numbers last year were equal or slightly better than Mahomes and how it's scheme-based him having success.

He then uses this information to determine that the Chiefs will lose at New England and COMPLETELY IGNORES THE FACT THAT ALEX DESTROYED THEM AT HOME LAST SEASON.

I love how Mahomes throws two picks in the rain vs the best defense in the league and now he's "flawed". Colin doesn't do research, he just has dumbass hot takes and then talks about how he "doesn't do twitter" because he doesn't "go for social media".

No, Colin, you don't do Twitter because you don't like being called out on your lazy bullshit hot takes that are easily refuted.

carcosa · 10-12-2018, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

He opens talking about how the Giants are stupid for using nostalgia to keep Eli. He mentions KC not relying on nostalgia when picking Mahomes.

FIVE MINUTES LATER he talks about how New England hasn't won at home in the past and how Mahomes is "flawed" and how quarterbacks under 25 have never won there, ignoring who those quarterbacks are. He's LITERALLY using nostalgia to determine that KC won't win.

THEN he talks about how Alex Smith's record and numbers last year were equal or slightly better than Mahomes and how it's scheme-based him having success.

He then uses this information to determine that the Chiefs will lose at New England and COMPLETELY IGNORES THE FACT THAT ALEX DESTROYED THEM AT HOME LAST SEASON.

I love how Mahomes throws two picks in the rain vs the best defense in the league and now he's "flawed". Colin doesn't do research, he just has dumbass hot takes and then talks about how he "doesn't do twitter" because he doesn't "go for social media".

No, Colin, you don't do Twitter because you don't like being called out on your lazy bullshit hot takes that are easily refuted.

I hope Colin Cowherd gets hit by a bus!

htismaqe · 10-12-2018, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon

That is a good idea. You should make a blazing saddles one as well.

Excuse me while I whip this out...

Kiimo · 10-12-2018, 11:12 AM

I said "how New England hasn't won at home" and I meant lost at home. Apologies, I was heated.

Colin Cowherd is on the same Fox lot as me right now. I'm gonna go hunt him down and knee him in the balls.

Jerm · 10-12-2018, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

He opens talking about how the Giants are stupid for using nostalgia to keep Eli. He mentions KC not relying on nostalgia when picking Mahomes.

FIVE MINUTES LATER he talks about how New England hasn't won at home in the past and how Mahomes is "flawed" and how quarterbacks under 25 have never won there, ignoring who those quarterbacks are. He's LITERALLY using nostalgia to determine that KC won't win.

THEN he talks about how Alex Smith's record and numbers last year were equal or slightly better than Mahomes and how it's scheme-based him having success.

He then uses this information to determine that the Chiefs will lose at New England and COMPLETELY IGNORES THE FACT THAT ALEX DESTROYED THEM AT HOME LAST SEASON.

I love how Mahomes throws two picks in the rain vs the best defense in the league and now he's "flawed". Colin doesn't do research, he just has dumbass hot takes and then talks about how he "doesn't do twitter" because he doesn't "go for social media".

No, Colin, you don't do Twitter because you don't like being called out on your lazy bullshit hot takes that are easily refuted.

What. A. Moron.

DJ's left nut · 10-12-2018, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

I said "how New England hasn't won at home" and I meant lost at home. Apologies, I was heated.

Colin Cowherd is on the same Fox lot as me right now. I'm gonna go hunt him down and knee him in the balls.

{Begins eagerly refreshing Twitter for "Breaking News! FS1 Anchor Colin Cowherd kneed in the balls by enraged fan" }

Don't you let us down, Kiimosabi...

htismaqe · 10-12-2018, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiimosabi

Colin Cowherd is on the same Fox lot as me right now. I'm gonna go hunt him down and knee him in the balls.

Hammock Parties · 10-12-2018, 11:22 AM

Colin doesn't really believe that tripe. Someone just asked him to cool the homer Mahomes takes he coudn't stop spewing out during preseason so he could drive up ratings by being a contrarian.

Kiimo · 10-12-2018, 11:27 AM

Probably.

But you know what would help him with ratings? Being a contrarian on New England beating teams based on past success. Maybe analyze their team defensive speed. Maybe analyze how Tom Brady can't throw it deep anymore. Maybe challenge the audience about how New England expects to keep up with this offense. Maybe discuss the Chiefs' winning record versus NE all time. Maybe talk about how Andy Reid is one of the few coaches who has Bellichick's number in head to head matchups. Maybe research how close these games have been even when KC loses.

Maybe talk about anything other than the same old New England doesn't lose!! BS which has literally no bearing on what may or may not transpire Sunday. Legends don't put points on the boards. History doesn't stop teams on third downs.

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10-12-2018, 10:42 AM	#17613
Kiimo MVP Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Studio City, CA Casino cash: $2758742	Don't listen to Colin Cowherd today. I mean, epic idiocy, even for him. Monumentally unresearched, unsubstantiated drivel.
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10-12-2018, 11:05 AM	#17617
Kiimo MVP Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Studio City, CA Casino cash: $2758742	He opens talking about how the Giants are stupid for using nostalgia to keep Eli. He mentions KC not relying on nostalgia when picking Mahomes. FIVE MINUTES LATER he talks about how New England hasn't won at home in the past and how Mahomes is "flawed" and how quarterbacks under 25 have never won there, ignoring who those quarterbacks are. He's LITERALLY using nostalgia to determine that KC won't win. THEN he talks about how Alex Smith's record and numbers last year were equal or slightly better than Mahomes and how it's scheme-based him having success. He then uses this information to determine that the Chiefs will lose at New England and COMPLETELY IGNORES THE FACT THAT ALEX DESTROYED THEM AT HOME LAST SEASON. I love how Mahomes throws two picks in the rain vs the best defense in the league and now he's "flawed". Colin doesn't do research, he just has dumbass hot takes and then talks about how he "doesn't do twitter" because he doesn't "go for social media". No, Colin, you don't do Twitter because you don't like being called out on your lazy bullshit hot takes that are easily refuted.
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10-12-2018, 11:12 AM	#17620
Kiimo MVP Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Studio City, CA Casino cash: $2758742	I said "how New England hasn't won at home" and I meant lost at home. Apologies, I was heated. Colin Cowherd is on the same Fox lot as me right now. I'm gonna go hunt him down and knee him in the balls.
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10-12-2018, 11:22 AM	#17624
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2850478	Colin doesn't really believe that tripe. Someone just asked him to cool the homer Mahomes takes he coudn't stop spewing out during preseason so he could drive up ratings by being a contrarian.
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10-12-2018, 11:27 AM	#17625
Kiimo MVP Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Studio City, CA Casino cash: $2758742	Probably. But you know what would help him with ratings? Being a contrarian on New England beating teams based on past success. Maybe analyze their team defensive speed. Maybe analyze how Tom Brady can't throw it deep anymore. Maybe challenge the audience about how New England expects to keep up with this offense. Maybe discuss the Chiefs' winning record versus NE all time. Maybe talk about how Andy Reid is one of the few coaches who has Bellichick's number in head to head matchups. Maybe research how close these games have been even when KC loses. Maybe talk about anything other than the same old New England doesn't lose!! BS which has literally no bearing on what may or may not transpire Sunday. Legends don't put points on the boards. History doesn't stop teams on third downs.
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