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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 02:55 PM   #1741
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Getting your picture taken with someone doesn't particularly mean shit.

I guess I am confused.
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:15 PM   #1742
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I was just stirring the pot and it was funny but im done and letting you know.
Did you really have to s*it in it first and use your hands to stir? Trying to recreate the circumstances of your birth, I see.
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Old 06-26-2008, 03:29 PM   #1743
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Did you really have to s*it in it first and use your hands to stir? Trying to recreate the circumstances of your birth, I see.
well, the pot would be cheifsplanet and you would be one of those turds floating around in it.


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Old 06-26-2008, 03:49 PM   #1744
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Getting your picture taken with someone doesn't particularly mean shit.

I guess I am confused.
ahhh man really?
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:46 PM   #1745
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And i didnt mean to offend anyone from or in Iowa. I know there are good people there just confused why they would continue to live there....
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:51 PM   #1746
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yeah. that was self evident in just a few posts, and "old guys" responses
Eh, I guess I'm more forgiving than most. Every once in a while we have people who come in as d-bags but eventually find their niche. GoChiefs, Redrum_69, and even Kirstie Tynes come to mind.

Didn't Dimension2112 even come in as a little bit of a troll? I can't remember.
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Old 06-26-2008, 04:58 PM   #1747
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well, the pot would be chiefsplanet and you would be one of those turds floating around in it.


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Nah, I'm the guy in the speedboat. Chicks dig guys with speedboats. Spend a little time at Party Cove or Lake Havasu, and you'd know that.

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Old 06-26-2008, 05:00 PM   #1748
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This ****ing queer reminds me of the "My New Haircut" guy on youtube.

I'm at work now otherwise I'd post it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:02 PM   #1749
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Nah, I'm the guy in the speedboat. Chicks dig speedboats. Spend a little time at Party Cove or Lake Havasu, and you'd know that.


Well if you had started a thread about speedboats im sure things would be different. Id rather have a pontoon(sp) so I could put my motorcycle inside my boat and drive it around in party cove. PUSSY MAGNET!
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:02 PM   #1750
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I'm your huckleberry.

There is a name for broads who let themselves be photographed on each side of shirtless, dickwithears with penis medalions on their man-chains. They're called FgaHags.

Your pic doesn't prove shit other than you paid your dollar for the bearded lady and Hel'n to have their photo taken with you at the boat show. I'll wager the Midgets who ride the pocket-bikes inside the globe of death get their pictures taken with chics all the time too.


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This ****ing queer reminds me of the "My New Haircut" guy on youtube.

I'm at work now otherwise I'd post it.
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Well if you had started a thread about speedboats im sure things would be different. Id rather have a pontoon(sp) so I could put my motorcycle inside my boat and drive it around in party cove. PUSSY MAGNET!
OK, that's actually pretty funny.
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And i didnt mean to offend anyone from or in Iowa. I know there are good people there just confused why they would continue to live there....
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I figured out who whatsmyname and midnight buzzard reminded me of.....

"Hey Dirkplanet...do you like my bike"
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Old 06-26-2008, 05:17 PM   #1755
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I figured out who whatsmyname and midnight buzzard reminded me of.....

"Hey Dirkplanet...do you like my bike"
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