Andy Reid appreciation thread

[Hammock Parties]

The guy could easily have tried to pump his superstar QB by throwing on the goal line at the end of the game.

He did the smart thing and pounded it three times for the ****ing win.

Word to your mother, Pete Carroll.



Oh, and he has mind control over the AFC West. 18-1 in his last 19.

[FloridaMan88]

Bill Walsh rolls over in his grave knowing that Wallfaller is his biggest fanboy.

[tredadda]

Originally Posted by FloridaMan88

Bill Walsh rolls over in his grave knowing that Wallfaller is his biggest fanboy.

Which is pretty ironic considering Walsh has won 0 SBs without the legendary Montana.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by tredadda

Which is pretty ironic considering Walsh has won 0 SBs without the legendary Montana.

I feel like he's done trying.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Bearcat

I feel like he's done trying.

Well that's just good clock management right there

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

No, you ****ing moron. You have no point. You have no nuance. You think you do, but you don't. You lost nuance on day one all the way back when you sucked Sweets' dick and his "full Reidtard" bullshit and continued to push out even after he won his first SB with KC. You've since gone away from direct insults to Reid, but your obsession with his past before Mahomes even after all he's done for this organization is why you don't have that right to claim nuance.

After all he's done? Lol. Ok.

Let's see....there's the 28 point collapse at Indy, the 6 fg game at home, the 18 point collapse against the Titans.

Hey, I did enjoy however the alleged "greatest play designer and play caller in NFL history" going a full season without being able to scheme up a single TD pass to a wide receiver.

Cant leave that off the resume.

Then Mahomes arrives and it's just floodgates of success for Andy, but not without a couple hiccups. Dee Ford bathes in the light of failure, but forgotten is Andy calling a 0 point first half.

Then the infamous ball spot challenge in the first quarter, losing a timeout and forgetting about it at the end of the half in the AFCCG that led to a massive deflation on the last play of the half, igniting another 18 point playoff collapse. Relentlessly passing into 8 man coverages, Superman was force fed kryptonite by his own head coach.


Andy brought the Chiefs out of the dumpster, but regularly proved he needed serious help to advance in the playoffs, when leads of 28 and 18 aren't enough, what more can you ask of your players?

You're another jackass on the internet who can't take a clue when an entire community thinks you're an out-of-touch mongoloid.

Ooooh! So close.

I really though he was gonna get it there, but whoosh! The point flew right over his head and landed about a hundred yards away.

No matter, all you can do with these single digit iq creatures is just stay patient, and keep trying.

Remember kids, two things can be true.

You don't have to dislike someone, in order not to revere them, and acknowledge that their championship success stems from what essentially amounts to a cheat code.

[RealSNR]

Once again, you don't have a point, jackass.

Just admit it and stop posting in this thread. Take away your new username as a fun door prize you won while visiting.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by DaFace

It's weird to me how some guys like to be contrary just so they can pat themselves on the back when they're right 1 time out of 10.

Have you met the multitude of conspiracy nutters?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Well that's just good clock management right there

Ok, that's pretty good.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Once again, you don't have a point, jackass.

Just admit it and stop posting in this thread. Take away your new username as a fun door prize you won while visiting.

Oof. Missed again.

I'm all for never giving up, but this one might be a lost cause.

[RealSNR]

Well, don't give up, bitch. Try posting your "point" again.

I know you won't. You'll disguise it as, "I've done it so many times already I'm not gonna do it again!" but the truth is you don't have a point.

Let's see what happens.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Well, don't give up, bitch. Try posting your "point" again.

I know you won't. You'll disguise it as, "I've done it so many times already I'm not gonna do it again!" but the truth is you don't have a point.

Let's see what happens.

I do not have to dislike Andy Reid, in order to critique him.

I do not have to want Andy Reid fired, to want him to stop making the same dumb decisions he's made for two decades.

I do not have to hate Andy Reid to acknowledge that Patrick Mahomes is the reason Andy won his titles instead of flaming out in the post season as he had for two decades.


I'd also like to formally apologize to you, Bearcat. I obviously misgendered you. The level of estrogen in the response to being called a "dipshit" which let's face it, as far as insults go on CP is concerned, that's as mild as it gets, has made me aware of my mistake.

I was well aware of your willingness to alter user profiles, much in the same style of moderator abuse your father, JDPrez used to exhibit when I clashed with him back in 2003 and dared to speak poorly of Dick Vermiels _efense. There's always risk involved of offending someone when you state your unbiased opinion.

So I'm sorry. I thought you were a guy and dipshit isn't enough to set any man I know off. Not one that frequents a board like CP anyway, where being told to drink AIDS, f your mother. Die in a fire are all standard fare. In the ever changing society we live in, there are always pitfalls, and I'm not immune to making a mistake.

So I'm sorry I called you a dipshit, and said you looked like a dumbass. Oh geez. I also never would have called you sweetheart if I'd known that i was misgendering. Again, it was just a barb thrown at what I thought was a male chiefsplanet veteran.

Hopefully you can understand, and forgive me, and restore my profile to its original state.

[Rausch]

Originally Posted by DaFace

It's weird to me how some guys like to be contrary just so they can pat themselves on the back when they're right 1 time out of 10.

Don't be surprised.

We live in a society where people are purposely as bizarre and confrontational as possible to brag about how they overcome the judgmental masses.

[RealSNR]

Originally Posted by Buttfumblerooski

I do not have to dislike Andy Reid, in order to critique him.

I do not have to want Andy Reid fired, to want him to stop making the same dumb decisions he's made for two decades.

I do not have to hate Andy Reid to acknowledge that Patrick Mahomes is the reason Andy won his titles instead of flaming out in the post season as he had for two decades.

You would have a point if you would actually balance out your hate with just the occasional acknowledgement of what Andy Reid does well as a coach. "But I don't hate Andy Reid!" Really? Then maybe you should ****ing act like it from time to time.

The first post you make that praises Andy Reid without any other bullshit attached to it will be your first. If the guy is ACTUALLY in your mind a coach you don't dislike and who shouldn't be fired, wouldn't you say he's worth a couple of posts here and there that mention the good things that he is? Or hell, maybe instead of immediately diving headfirst into your football version of Mein Kampf, you could preface your apparently balanced critiques with, "Look, Andy Reid is a top 10 (or even 5) head coach in this league and KC is lucky to have him." Or something to that effect. Because right now all we get out of you is Indy wildcard game and all of his Philly playoff losses that we just don't care about anymore.

I've criticized Andy Reid decisions, too. I think just about everybody has. But the criticisms are all in the here and now. We say, "I don't like that Andy ran a reverse on 3rd and 2" instead of bitching and moaning about what he did with Donovan McNabb or didn't do with Alex Smith.

Those are a couple of thoughts that would make you less of a universally recognized epic douche on this forum. Your choice if you want to adopt those or just keep continuing on your unhinged rants only to claim it's because of reading comprehension issues that you're misunderstood by everybody here. Until that happens, though, you lack that point you keep insisting is always clear as day in your writing.

[Bearcat]

Originally Posted by Buttfumblerooski

I do not have to dislike Andy Reid, in order to critique him.

Sorry I hurt your feeling so badly you messaged other mods last night and then emailed the mod group multiple times today crying about something so minor as a name change, demanding shit to be put back in its place. And sorry about your complete lack of self awareness that if you're a dick to people, they might actually be kind of a dick back.

As you felt compelled to tell us, you've been around 20 years (congrats, btw), so you're probably well aware how we like to have a bit of fun sometimes.... people **** around a little, we let them find out a little. It's all in good fun, because the internet isn't actually serious business. We're all adults, or we'd like to think so.

Sometimes along the way though, we bruise egos or vaginas... oops.

I'll change your name back and what not.

Complete transparency, when your opinion spamming and walls of text get to the point of other people reporting post (like they did in this thread), it's a red flag for us to act on it. Instead of just booting you from the thread, I simply said "we ****ing get it," you were kind of a dick back, and I returned serve.

Next time it'll probably just be a thread ban. You're probably thinking "ermergerd Bearcat has something against me!!!" as most people with very little self awareness do, but it's really community driven.

We've let you opinion spam plenty, and again, it's really not until it gets to the point of others reporting posts that we even care all that much.

So, you can continue being an obnoxious turd with your Reid hatred bullshit to let us know for the thousandth time you don't like Andy Reid, but just know the community as a whole might just say one day, yeah, that's enough.

I'm sure you're compelled at this point to break down this post sentence by sentence, and that's cool and all, but I'm gonna watch the KU game to see if they were worth a shit today, so probably tl;dr.

I hope we can put this bit of light hearted fun behind us and once again, sorry about your delicate feelings.

xoxo
Bearcat

[Hammock Parties]

wallcrawler better watch his mouth or his hate for andy reid will get him banned

andy always wins, you ****ing ****