Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation) - Page 115

convict1983 · 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

ChiefsFanatic · 06-26-2008, 12:01 PM

He is shirtless in that pic because everyone kept laughing at his sweatshirt.

**Bowser** · 06-26-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic

He is shirtless in that pic because everyone kept laughing at his sweatshirt.

AND LIMP BIZKIT

Crashride · 06-26-2008, 12:05 PM

SO....where are the pics of this bike anyways

RaiderH8r · 06-26-2008, 12:06 PM

For some reason this song keeps playing in my head:

I play in a band, we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, **** it. Who am I shitting?

I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

**Lzen** · 06-26-2008, 12:26 PM

Nice job, mods.

whatsmynameagain · 06-26-2008, 12:42 PM

the coolness of chiefsplanet is overwhelming at timesPosted via Mobile Device

**Dartgod** · 06-26-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

the coolness of chiefsplanet is overwhelming at timesPosted via Mobile Device

Attention Mods! Can you do a rush job on another name change?

douchebagsmynameagain is my suggestion.

Adept Havelock · 06-26-2008, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Nice job, mods.

Well done, indeed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Attention Mods! Can you do a rush job on another name change?

douchebagsmynameagain is my suggestion.

Or perhaps Twinkfelchingagain?

**Bowser** · 06-26-2008, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

the coolness of chiefsplanet is overwhelming at timesPosted via Mobile Device

Go get us some beer.

whatsmynameagain · 06-26-2008, 01:08 PM

im not vulture you dumb****s!
Posted via Mobile Device

**Lzen** · 06-26-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

im not vulture you dumb****s!
Posted via Mobile Device

Uh, ok. Sure, it's not. We believe you. No.....really.....

**DaFace** · 06-26-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen

Uh, ok. Sure, it's not. We believe you. No.....really.....

Na, he's not.

Midnight_Vulture · 06-26-2008, 01:37 PM

Over 10,000 views. Man, you guys are obsessed haha.

And I love the new nickname.

whatsmynameagain · 06-26-2008, 01:45 PM

check the ip address noob. I was just stirring the pot on both threads because the responses were too damned funny. the vulture guy can't be serious either but all of you tards are eating right out of his hand. its hilarious!Posted via Mobile Device

**Dartgod** · 06-26-2008, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

check the ip address noob. I was just stirring the pot on both threads because the responses were too damned funny. the vulture guy can't be serious either but all of you tards are eating right out of his hand. its hilarious!Posted via Mobile Device

What does the IP address have to do with anything? Obviously your mobile device is going to be a different IP than your home/work PC.

06-26-2008, 12:01 PM	#1711
ChiefsFanatic DeadPunisher Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Blue Springs, MO. 64014 Casino cash: $1549205	He is shirtless in that pic because everyone kept laughing at his sweatshirt.
Posts: 7,692

06-26-2008, 12:05 PM	#1713
Crashride We got DANCERS in tampa Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Casino cash: $10004900	SO....where are the pics of this bike anyways
Posts: 1,964

06-26-2008, 12:06 PM	#1714
RaiderH8r Now it's Willie Time! Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Beating hippies Casino cash: $4433512	For some reason this song keeps playing in my head: I play in a band, we're the best in the land We're big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty These other gals mean nothing to me Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night 'Cause I'm more than a handful, you'll see [Chorus:] So kiss me, I'm shitfaced I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown in the trousers, she kissed me And I only bought her one round I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star with degrees from both Harvard and Yale Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine I've had far better sex while in jail I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour I cook the world's best duck flambe I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me I don't need these lines to get laid [Chorus] I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight See my figure was chiseled from stone One more for the gal then I'll escort her home Come last call, I'm never alone I've a house on the hill with a red water bed That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars I'm just here in this dump for the game [Chorus x2] Ahh, **** it. Who am I shitting? I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright I'm definitely not chiseled from stone I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire I'll probably die cold and alone But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands Come on, honey, let me take you home __________________ “You may think RaiderH8r is just a thinker. But I’m not just a thinker. I’m a doer. Every day I go out there, and rev that engine, fire it up, grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos, and wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And when the fear rises up in my belly, I use it. Fear is powerful, because it’s been there for billions of years. And it is good. And I use it. And I ride it; I ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell.”
Posts: 4,053

06-26-2008, 12:26 PM	#1715
Lzen Banded Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Oz Casino cash: $830692	Nice job, mods. __________________ Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know.
Posts: 41,989

06-26-2008, 12:42 PM	#1716
whatsmynameagain Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Monstropolis Casino cash: $10004900	the coolness of chiefsplanet is overwhelming at timesPosted via Mobile Device
Posts: 1,214

06-26-2008, 01:08 PM	#1720
whatsmynameagain Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Monstropolis Casino cash: $10004900	im not vulture you dumb***s! Posted via Mobile Device*
Posts: 1,214

06-26-2008, 01:37 PM	#1723
Midnight_Vulture Starter Join Date: Jun 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	Over 10,000 views. Man, you guys are obsessed haha. And I love the new nickname.
Posts: 622

06-26-2008, 01:45 PM	#1724
whatsmynameagain Banned Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Monstropolis Casino cash: $10004900	check the ip address noob. I was just stirring the pot on both threads because the responses were too damned funny. the vulture guy can't be serious either but all of you tards are eating right out of his hand. its hilarious!Posted via Mobile Device
Posts: 1,214