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Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Watching the Barbara Walters pre-Oscar special with the wife.
Michael Douglas and Glenn Close sit down and start talking. Douglas spreads his legs. Wife says, "Wow, he's got big balls." Bad: that she said that, out loud. Worse: that I was looking at them at the time. FML. ![]() |
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#1697 |
Supporter
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: On a yellow brick road.
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I just received a call from a lady that must have just smoked a bowl. She was wanting to know how to get rid of glare from a photo w/o scanning it in and using graphic software. I almost told her to use a fuggin' eraser.
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#1698 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
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Every now and then, like tonight, I hide in my office and pretend to be busy on the computer so I don't have to talk to people.
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#1699 |
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape
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I just got a Monday interview with a fantastic organization.
Time to lock this shit down. Posted via Mobile Device |
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#1700 |
C.H.I.E.F.S
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: **** your face
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I just farted,and told the wife it as the dog.
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#1701 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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This describes me completely
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#1703 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Other people are highly overrated.
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#1704 |
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: **** your face
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FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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#1707 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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i think Shakira looks f-ing SMOKING in this video.... (still sounds like crap though) |
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#1708 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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Some guy in Virginia hit the Powerball in October for $200M. He just came forward to claim if, after five months, because he was "working with financial consultants".
What. The. F**k? If I hit Powerball for $200M, I wouldn't wait five months. I wouldn't wait five f**king minutes. You could be hit by a bus. You could lose the ticket. You could get itchy ass cancer. What the f**k do you need to consult with a financial advisor for five f**king months about?!? Let's see: 1) spend some, 2) put the rest in a bank for a while. You have the rest of your life to divvy it up and figure out where you're gonna invest it. |
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#1709 |
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
Casino cash: $10004900
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Gauging the before and after family reunion
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#1710 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Rugby is on BBC America. Crazy ass shit! Soccer meets NFL meets insanity.
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