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02-16-2010, 12:16 PM | #1666 |
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02-16-2010, 12:19 PM | #1667 |
Would an idiot do that?
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02-16-2010, 12:24 PM | #1668 |
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Watching CNN, some reporter-chick named Poppy Harlow is talking about the Toyota recalls and wandering around a dealership's maintenance area as they do the fix. She's cute, and got some junk in the trunk. I'd hit it. (I tried to link a pic but every time I tried it wouldn't load, so you'll just have to Google Search her under Images... sort of a poor man's Faith Hill, maybe...)
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02-16-2010, 12:27 PM | #1669 |
Banned
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Was your first attempt at choosing a log on name thwarted
because the selection was already taken? |
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02-16-2010, 02:57 PM | #1670 |
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Has anyone seen a decent homeless chick?
I just did. She must've just become homeless..... or she could have just bought a bunch of blankets and cans and was just out for a nice stroll with her shopping cart. Who knows... |
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02-16-2010, 03:07 PM | #1671 |
Stuff & Things
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OMFG...
I was just reading the Omaha paper. Looking in the classifieds. These are actual advertisements: For sale: 1976 Northwestern Bell Calendar. 50 cents. (2) 1975 better homes and gardens magazines. 75 cents each. 2 atlas pint jars with lids! $2.00 each. These were all separate ads... I mean, wtf? Throw your ****ing garbage away. It has to cost more to advertise this shit that what you make from selling it. Posted via Mobile Device |
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02-16-2010, 03:10 PM | #1672 | |
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02-16-2010, 05:52 PM | #1673 |
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wtf?...
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02-16-2010, 06:30 PM | #1674 | |
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And if she's recently homeless, and still clean, you could always offer to trade sex for a warm spot in your garage. |
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02-16-2010, 06:31 PM | #1675 | |
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02-16-2010, 11:33 PM | #1676 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I haven't pooped today. I don't remember the last time I went a whole day without dropping a deuce. I hope everything's okay down there.
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02-17-2010, 11:11 AM | #1677 | |
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I'm good for 36 hours, usually, give or take. It's weird how people poop on their own bodily rhythm. And why is it called "dropping a deuce", anyway? |
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02-17-2010, 11:14 AM | #1678 | |
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#1 is Piss #2 is Crap Therefore, he's dropping a duece. I dunno what a #3 would be.. Vaginal discharge? |
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02-17-2010, 11:18 AM | #1679 | |
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Although now I want to watch Austin Powers. "Who... does... number... two... work for?!?" |
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02-17-2010, 01:07 PM | #1680 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I should've thought about that. I've cut my food intake in half over the last couple of weeks. It's now been over 24 hours. I feel like a new man! At least I feel like I have a new man inside of me. Wait...................
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