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Kind of a mod
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Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
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Wasted away again...
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Midnight Road Pizza Midnight Road Rash Just a couple of suggestions.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?
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"Think BOOM!"
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Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.
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America is great assholes~
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Him..whatsmynameagain? Me...MidnightVulture ![]() Him...whatsmynameagain? Me...MidnightVulture ![]() It would be funny if only it was... well funny ![]()
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some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Jouissance
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I think you're out of luck. What chick is going to want to have sex with a guy who looks like you? Look at your picture in your avi, for crying out loud.
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