The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 1109

crazycoffey · 11:34 PM

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

Joie · 04-04-2007, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

I'm the milkman.
I get my own damn numbers.

BTW, how's that kid of "yours"?

Those numbers aren't for personal use. There for if the milk shipment will be late or something. You really shouldn't use them to stalk your customers.

greg63 · 04-04-2007, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

I'm the milkman.
I get my own damn numbers.

BTW, how's that kid of "yours"?

Which one; there's two.

crazycoffey · 04-04-2007, 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Keep thinking it's yours, then you can pay the child support.

milkman · 04-04-2007, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Keep thinking it's yours, then you can pay the child support.

I never said a thing.

greg63 · 04-04-2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Nah, he's just making her fat. It's Ok, it gives you time to steal his truck.

Simplex3 · 04-04-2007, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greg63

Little slow on the uptake tonight?

milkman · 04-04-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Little slow on the uptake tonight?

Are you kidding?

That was super fast for Greg.

crazycoffey · 04-04-2007, 08:54 PM

Child Support is no fun, it's a freakin nice car payment, it's rent in a modest one bedroom apt.

I hate child support.

greg63 · 04-04-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Little slow on the uptake tonight?

Yeah, I'm talking to a friend via IM and I can't do two things at once. Heck I can't walk and chew gum.

milkman · 04-04-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Child Support is no fun, it's a freakin nice car payment, it's rent in a modest one bedroom apt.

I hate child support.

I paid child support for 17 years.

greg63 · 04-04-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkman

Are you kidding?

That was super fast for Greg.

Sad, but true.

SPchief · 04-04-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey

Child Support is no fun, it's a freakin nice car payment, it's rent in a modest one bedroom apt.

I hate child support.

Should have wrapped it up.

Simplex3 · 04-04-2007, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief

Should have wrapped it up.

Should have castrated himself.

That would have helped him AND society at large.

Joie · 04-04-2007, 08:58 PM

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an

amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of
the

mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing

to try it out.

Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining

that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had
ever

experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine

and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
transfer. The

husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's

blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued

to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the

wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the

pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
no pain,

and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the Milkman dead on the
porch.

greg63 · 04-04-2007, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joie

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby
delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor
said that the hospital was testing an

amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of
the

mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing

to try it out.

Both said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining

that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had
ever

experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband
felt fine

and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
transfer. The

husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's

blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued

to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the

wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the

pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
no pain,

and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the Milkman dead on the
porch.

Heard it a long tome ago, and it's still funny.

01-05-2007, 10:00 PM
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04-04-2007, 08:58 PM	#16634
Joie Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. Both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the Milkman dead on the porch.
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