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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Clean breaks more than dirty breaks - 10AM poo - daily, like the sun comes out.
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#152 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Feel a nice one coming on, after a nice dark-roast.
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Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: clear out in the sticks
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Pile of rabbit turds. Big piles. Perfectly round. Sounds like ploop ploop ploop ploop when it hits the water.
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#154 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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I rarely poop. Maybe every couple days or so and the wipes are anything but clean.
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#155 |
Veteran
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: DE
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my ass violently coughs a spectacular speckled splatter into the bowl each morning...
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Mindful Taoist German
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I've never had a problem with this.
Hell, if i know I'm about to go on a road trip or be busy at work I can just sit down and go...
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#157 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Going in!
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#158 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-1670000
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Mountain Dew Pitch Black turns my poop green.
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#159 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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I've been doing well here! VERY well I may even go as far to say.
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#160 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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That's because you've been hitting up the MAC N CHEETOS
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#161 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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I would have to be really hungry and they'd have to be sitting there on a table or something.
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Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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I woke up with a water ass last night about 3 am guess I grilled a bad brat for myself every one else was fine. Now I got the monkey ass sore as heck and its 90+ and humid today at work. Whoa is me!
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#164 |
I could of gone pro
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: The Villages, Florida
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This is a true story and I never forgot it. It's 1973 and I've been out of the Army a few months and I got a job working at Savannah Harbor in the dry dock. They have sort of a community latrine out in the middle of the yard.
One day I'm washing my hands standing in front of the mirror, and behind me a stall door opens and this big guy steps out. He said, "I don't know what is better, a good shit or a good fcck". The guy next to me then said "either I don't know nothing about shitting or you don't know nothing about fccking". |
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: PooPooKaKaPeePeeShire
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