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Yes. I use talcum powder after every shower, and I feel clean, dry and ready to take on the world! Rar! | 20 | 16.81% | |
Yes, but I fear talc. I buy the expensive stuff without talc, because of some article I read about cancer risk. | 10 | 8.40% | |
Only if I have jock itch. | 38 | 31.93% | |
Ball Powder? Huh? What the hell are you talking about? On a completely seperate, unrelated note, my crotch is chafing. | 46 | 38.66% | |
I am female, and I find this thread to be highly amusing. | 5 | 4.20% | |
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06-30-2012, 06:35 PM | #151 |
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Ladies and gents, welcome to the months of the year where Gold Bond is your best friend. You got yours prepared? I just bought 2 bottles myself and a sample size bottle for the car. In case I have an emergency nut situation I need to take care of.
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06-30-2012, 06:37 PM | #152 |
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All stocked up here.
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06-30-2012, 06:44 PM | #153 |
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I was thinking about this thread yesterday, as I was standing in 95 degree weather, in full nomex coveralls, next to hot refinery process pipes, how nice it would be to have some Gold Bond on my sweaty balls. I'm going to go pick some up, next week.
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06-30-2012, 06:45 PM | #154 |
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You'll be happy you did. I know this thread is funny, but it's legit too.
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06-30-2012, 06:53 PM | #155 |
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My twins were sweating, like a whore in church. I'm will to roll with it and see how it works.
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06-30-2012, 07:16 PM | #156 |
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Tried this a few months ago after reading this thread. You guys are a life saver! I use the medicated gold bond and I actually enjoy that tingle. Can't believe I neglected the boys all this long.
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06-30-2012, 07:36 PM | #157 |
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First off, I LOVE the smell of my stank balls. But with my Lady in mind I think I may try it out and have her give me a her opinion on the pros and cons of this ball powder you guys love so much. Hopefully I can break it down from a woman's perspective so we can find out how the powder affects the hulk hip thrusts.
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07-01-2012, 03:53 AM | #159 |
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION
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My twig and berries don't sweat no matter how hot it gets
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07-01-2012, 04:33 AM | #160 |
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I've never noticed this bad either.
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07-01-2012, 09:37 AM | #161 |
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The **** is this?
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07-01-2012, 05:34 PM | #162 |
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I better get with the ball powder program because today I needed a spatula to get my nuts off the front seat!
Jeez it's been nothing but hot and sticky for over a week....
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07-01-2012, 05:36 PM | #163 |
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Balls powdered is mandatory
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07-01-2012, 06:05 PM | #164 |
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Picked up a blue bottle of Gold Bond ball powder today.
About to powder the twig and berries for the first time............
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