Douche of the Year Poll, Round 3-The_Al_Davis Region

[Frazod]

On to the Sweet 16! The top two douches advance to the Douchy Elite Eight. One vote, one douche from here on out, so choose your douche carefully.

THE_AL_DAVIS_REGION
Knowmo
Wickedson
Dane McCloud
Sportsshrink

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Wickedson

Wasn't me. I knew I didn't stand a chance.

The organizer went out of his way to try and talk shit about me the entire time, I woulda figured I'd at least got past the sweet sixteen.

Keep up the good work, you'll do better next year.

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by frazod

Keep up the good work, you'll do better next year.

lol, this is one of your bigger fails in a while.

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Wickedson

lol, this is one of your bigger fails in a while.

What, that there are a couple of people the majority think suck more than you? Congrats on that. And to think, last night you were all set on making the Final Four.

Actually, this whole thing has been a rousing success - a great deal of fun for most of us - the interest and participation level has been pretty high. Of course, it's come at the expense of ****heads like you, so I can see how you wouldn't exactly appreciate it.

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by frazod

What, that there are a couple of people the majority think suck more than you? Congrats on that. And to think, last night you were all set on making the Final Four.

Actually, this whole thing has been a rousing success - a great deal of fun for most of us - the interest and participation level has been pretty high. Of course, it's come at the expense of ****heads like you, so I can see how you wouldn't exactly appreciate it.

You've spent an incredible amount of energy singling me out, calling me names, and generally being a complete asshole to me.

To see that I have quite a few people on this board who don't agree with you has made me feel fine. Not that I thought I wasn't liked before. I have more positive experiences with posters here than negative. You, Zach, kcmizzou, luv seem to take an issue with my presence... but due to your tournament it's been discovered that you guys are a pretty insignificant faction of this board.

For exposing this I thank you. Have a good one

[Saulbadguy]

Originally Posted by Wickedson

The MU contingent really needs to organize.

I can't believe how far behind I've fallen.

Looks like you are choking in the early rounds of the tournament.

Surprise, surprise.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by Wickedson

You've spent an incredible amount of energy singling me out, calling me names, and generally being a complete asshole to me.

To see that I have quite a few people on this board who don't agree with you has made me feel fine. Not that I thought I wasn't liked before. I have more positive experiences with posters here than negative. You, Zach, kcmizzou, luv seem to take an issue with my presence... but due to your tournament it's been discovered that you guys are a pretty insignificant faction of this board.

For exposing this I thank you. Have a good one

This is quite a page turner.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by frazod

I didn't get along with Dane at first, and it's not like we see eye-to-eye on everything (especially when his inner Kalifornian comes out), but generally, he's fine unless provoked, and since I'm pretty much the same way, I don't let it bother me. I think he's an interesting guy and I enjoy his insights into the entertainment industry. I think a lot of the people who dislike him are jealous of his success, but I'm not one of them. Seems like he worked hard to get where he is. More power to him.

The only problem I have with him is that it's virtually impossible to disagree with him without 'provoking' him.

I mean look at the Belcher thread. The whole thing is instructive, but this post was where he pretty much conceded he had nothing useful to add:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=146

That entire time I tried to keep things as civil as possible yet he still couldn't help but be a condescending dickhead. I finally got tired of batting away strawmen and he STILL threw another one in there. I think it was Milkman that called him out for it at that point. Everything I said in that thread was measured and civilized. It was backed by reasoned argument. Yet I get "I'll just ignore your dumb ass" because he was clearly losing the argument. He resorted to changing the argument I very clearly made in favor of one I clearly did not.

I don't dislike him individually, but I get really tired of folks that simply cannot disagree with someone without being offended that said person dare defy them. Dane falls squarely in that category.

Unlike most, I don't think he's a douchebag for his "Hollywoodness", but I think he has clear douchebag moments

[tooge]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

Nope, he's not ignored.

I'm sorry you weren't cool enough to experience 5% of the fun I got to experience in college (all 7+ years)...

if you want your feathers ruffled by a funny story about an ex...I don't care.

That was a funny story and everyone knows it...I'm sorry that you fat, loser 40 year olds who can no longer get erections can't get laid.

Not my fault.

I'm all win Fraz.

I have stories to last a life time...that's the same girl who led me to the discovery of what a nuva ring is...that's another great story.

but no more for chiefsplanet...you guys don't deserve them

besides...I don't want to further depress a man who is eating himself to an early death

Hootie, ftr, maybe there is some minority of guys that went to college and didn't experience many, if not more of the "stories" you keep mentioning. However, for the most part, most guys spend the ages of 18 to 24 or so drinking, eating, cahorting with pals, and chasing as much pussy as possible. I went to a school on the west coast SDSU that was known as one of the top "party" schools when I went there, and it did not disappoint. Do as you wish, but coming on here telling about how badass college was and what a wild man you were really sort of makes 90% of the rest of us guys that did the same stuff think you look ridiculous for it. It's actually a time, that when you get older, you will reallize, that you were a complete dumbass and were lucky to end up where you did. At least that is how all of my buddies and I feel. Dude, you are what, 25? Ugh, all I can say is you dont know what you dont know. You have a great job for a 25 year old. Tell me you are still "happy" if you are doing it when you are 45 and no gal wants to commit to a guy stuck in a young mans job. Not trying to sound like some sage or anything here, but in 5 years, something changes in men, and you really wont want to be a bartender and waiter. In fact, you will say "yeah, not bad money, but you couldnt pay me enough for that." Why, because as you get older, you find that putting up with certain things (dumbasses that wont tip, or get too drunk, or fights, or, you name it) just isn't something you want to do anymore. You'd probably be bored stiff doing my job, but hey, I dont have to worry about some loser making me run all over the place for them and then not paying me. Flame on.

[Rams Fan]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

Unlike most, I don't think he's a douchebag for his "Hollywoodness", but I think he has clear douchebag moments

Don't we all have our own douche bag moments?

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

Looks like you are choking in the early rounds of the tournament.

Surprise, surprise.

Holy shit.

Best gem in the thread.

[go bo]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

It's no surprise that the people who have NO game and who I have absolutely, unequivocally NO respect for hate on me.

Go **** yourself, Patriots Fan.

Oh, and your avatar? I ****ed her, her sister and and her mother.

mmmmmmm...

mothers...

[go bo]

Originally Posted by frazod

Yeah, it's just like that. Really.

Hey Skip Jr., sure is nice to see you putting your degree to good use. Got a BS in Crust Management?

crust management?

[go bo]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

that's at Cracker Barrell...

I know how chain restaurants work...

this is a different beast

(although I did clear $50K at a BENNIGANS in Chicago when I was 22...claiming 75% of my tips or so)...

people don't realize that good servers can make a good wage (especially in high volume stores)...

but you can only last so long in a chain restaurant without going insane

well, that explains it...

[Bambi]

Originally Posted by Rams Fan

Holy shit.

Best gem in the thread.

I knew that was coming. I lol'd

[go bo]

Originally Posted by The Meat Dragon

Meh.

You're what? 40? 50?

If I HAD TO GUESS (knowing your type)...you probably make about $45-$50K after taxes (tops)...

and that's in Chicago...

I made $50K as a ****ing waiter at Bennigans in Chicago Ridge when I was 22...

cool dude

your paralegal job nets you as much as a 22 year old drunk asshole working at a shitty ass chain restaurant 35 hours a week in Chicago Ridge

ah, self-awareness is the key to happiness...

[Frazod]

Originally Posted by Wickedson

You've spent an incredible amount of energy singling me out, calling me names, and generally being a complete asshole to me.

To see that I have quite a few people on this board who don't agree with you has made me feel fine. Not that I thought I wasn't liked before. I have more positive experiences with posters here than negative. You, Zach, kcmizzou, luv seem to take an issue with my presence... but due to your tournament it's been discovered that you guys are a pretty insignificant faction of this board.

For exposing this I thank you. Have a good one

An "incredible amount of energy"? Really? Is this the same way it took me HOURS to post some polls?

You and LaDairis really should get get together to discuss your delusions of grandeur.

BTW, don't forget about the KU fans who also think you suck. Generally, they seem to keep quiet about it - you're like the crazy uncle that no one in the family talks about.