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Old 06-19-2024, 02:57 AM  
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Old 06-23-2024, 12:53 AM   #151
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"hawk" - the sound of someone sucking all the phlegm and spittle in the upper region of your throat and nasal passages into the back of your throat

"tuah" - the sound of that stick, gooey goodness being spat upon a veiny member so as to lubricate the meat stick for fellatio
Like I said, disgusting.
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Old 06-23-2024, 07:58 AM   #152
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Every time I see a video like this I laugh my ass off and thank God that everyone didn't carry a camera when I was that age.

Can you imagine the conversation shes going to have when she has kids. Mommy....I seen a video of you from long ago....what does hawk Tua mean? Well little Sally...I gave birth to you but swallowed your brothers...be grateful I didn't just spit on that thang when I met daddy.

Her legacy will always be about her "spittin' on that thang"
She made a silly/fun comment in passing about oral sex, something that the vast majority of people on the planet enjoy doing. It's not something that is even remotely deviant or shameful. Seems kinda dumb that it went viral, but since it did it quite possibly will make her a multi-millionaire. If I were her kid I think I could deal with that.
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Old 06-23-2024, 10:45 AM   #153
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Ever heard of the Roman Empire's orgies and perversion and Caligula?

The Greeks?

The Indians and the Kama Sutra?

The Mayans?

I've heard of the Whitakers.
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Old 06-23-2024, 11:05 AM   #154
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I've heard of the Whitakers.
I posted about them a while back.

They are the poster family for anti-incest porn.
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Old 06-23-2024, 11:53 AM   #155
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Never really had a 'slobber job' and I could be wrong but I don't think that was ever a thing until internet porn and POV videos. That said some saliva is good but I really wouldn't want a lung cookie spat onto my rod. So a little tuah without the hawk (should be spelled hock) would be better. I mean what if she hocked up a covid cookie and spat it on your rod? Afte that one should probably quarantine that thang for a couple of weeks. Of course some guys might wear a mask on it going in. (We're looking at you Titty Meat)
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Never really had a 'slobber job' and I could be wrong but I don't think that was ever a thing until internet porn and POV videos. That said some saliva is good but I really wouldn't want a lung cookie spat onto my rod. So a little tuah without the hawk (should be spelled hock) would be better. I mean what if she hocked up a covid cookie and spat it on your rod? Afte that one should probably quarantine that thang for a couple of weeks. Of course some guys might wear a mask on it going in. (We're looking at you Titty Meat)
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She made a silly/fun comment in passing about oral sex, something that the vast majority of people on the planet enjoy doing. It's not something that is even remotely deviant or shameful. Seems kinda dumb that it went viral, but since it did it quite possibly will make her a multi-millionaire. If I were her kid I think I could deal with that.
it was a joke. im sure my mom sucked many a dick... i guess i should have put a lol or even a lmfao. The only difference is Ma is not on video talking about how to suck a dick.
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Never really had a 'slobber job' and I could be wrong but I don't think that was ever a thing until internet porn and POV videos. That said some saliva is good but I really wouldn't want a lung cookie spat onto my rod. So a little tuah without the hawk (should be spelled hock) would be better. I mean what if she hocked up a covid cookie and spat it on your rod? Afte that one should probably quarantine that thang for a couple of weeks. Of course some guys might wear a mask on it going in. (We're looking at you Titty Meat)

Had some Cuban chick do it recently and.....


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oh she's totally going to start an onlyfans showing her sucking dick
Apparently, it is a false story.

But I wouldn't blame the school for firing her.
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I've had plenty of "head" (there could never be enough head) just not the slobber and spit on your dick variety (Slobber Job). Of course in my younger days I don't think it was a thing or even existed back then. In this part of the world anyway.

That said I agree with the quoted statement.
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I've had plenty of "head" (there could never be enough head) just not the slobber and spit on your dick variety (Slobber Job). Of course in my younger days I don't think it was a thing or even existed back then. In this part of the world anyway.

That said I agree with the quoted statement.

Gen Z women > Millennial women at the blowjobs.
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She said that with conviction. That chick is a trained professional.
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