****OFFICIAL Raiders vs Chiefs Christmas Day Game Thread****

[Raiderhater]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Christmas Day and Chiefs football is under the Kingdom’s tree, with the stocking stuffer of hosting our oldest rival - the filthy, degenerate, vagabond Raiders! And one of the traditional ways of celebrating this beloved holiday is through music, so grab yourself a glass of eggnog, a bottle of Boulevard Nutcracker Ale or whatever your preferred cup of Christmas cheer may be and lets go a caroling with a few of these spirited Christmas and Game Day mashups!



The first touchdown the Raiders did cry
They knew it would not be the last in the turf as they lay,
In the turf where they lay,
Broken and bruised
On a wet Christmas day
That was so sweet
Victory, victory, victory, victory!
The Chiefs are gonna’ roll today!

.....

Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
the Lombardi on the raiders' home field, hey
Super Bowls, Super Bowls
Super all the way
Oh, what fun it'll be to win
The Lombardi on the raiders' home field!

.....

On the twelfth day of Chiefsmas,
the Kingdom sent to me
Twelve hundred commercials,
Eleven cheerleaders cheering,
Ten yella flags a-flying,
Nine Rice receptions,
Eight plays of twenty,
Seven threads on rigging,
Six no look passes,
Five gameday thread bans,
Four BigMac sacks,
Three Raiders’ turnovers,
Two Kelce touchdowns,
And a cheeseburger for Andy

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Here comes Big Red
Here comes Big Red
Right down Arrowhead Drive
Patrick and Kelce and all his team, playin' on the field
Fans are screamin', defense hittin', all is merry and Gay
So wear your red and gold and set up the buffet
'Cause Big Red comes today

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Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Let your cheers be loud
Next year all our troubles, will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas
Make the tailgate gay
Next year all our troubles, will be miles away

Once again, as in olden days
Happy red and golden days of yore
Faithful fans who are dear to us
Will be near to us once more

Someday soon we all will be celebrating,
A Super Bowl win
Until then, we'll have to settle for a Raider beatdown
So have yourself a merry little Chiefsmas now

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Merry Christmas ChiefsPlanet!

Go Chiefs!

**** the Raiders!

[irafreak]

In for the win! Piss off raiders

[Coochie liquor]

‘‘Twas Christmas and Gameday and all through the house

Faders fans have been pouting, their seasons been doused

Another losing season, is what they must bear

But we’re the Super Bowl champs, we don’t ****ing care

Their fanbase fulla criminals, drug addicts, inbreds

Haven’t won anything of merit since Reagan’s been dead

If they think they’ll win today, then they’re high on crack

After this beatdown they better go score ounces of smack

Around 12 pm eastern their started such a clatter

They could try with their might, but it won’t even matter

Mahomes and the boys about to kick their ass

And then **** their girlfriends, and then smoke their stash

The Chiefs fans all tuned in to watch the show

Fader fans are all upset cuz they already know

When what to my intoxicated eyes do appear

Their bowl cutted owner seems to hang out with queers

With 6 touchdown drives, that can happen so quick

It must be St Andy, and St Patrick

With touchdowns that come faster than rain

He yelled out some players, you can hear their names

Now Butker, Now Dana, Now McDuffie, and Dickerson

On Clyde, On Kelce, on Bolton and Townsend

From the locker room, to the top of Arrowheads wall

The Faders , the Dungkeys, the Sharters all fall

[smithandrew051]

Eye root 4 KC

[Rain Man]

You know that the NFL is salivating about having Taylor Swift up in the box for the Super Bowl. She may be our supercharger beyond our normal Mahomes/Kelce scramjets.

[Frazod]

Good start!

[siberian khatru]

No flags, too

[Ming the Merciless]

let's goo

[siberian khatru]

Quick whistle

[RINGLEADER]

Great script so far.

[Ming the Merciless]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You know that the NFL is salivating about having Taylor Swift up in the box for the Super Bowl. She may be our supercharger beyond our normal Mahomes/Kelce scramjets.

that's funny because I'm salivating over her box too

[Easy 6]

Uhhh this isn't the start I had in mind...

[Rain Man]

I'll never understand why we run the ball with Patrick Mahomes behind center.

[siberian khatru]

Sigh

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Well that was a ugly drive

[DRM08]

Horrific start.