Oral Sex Frequency - Page 11

KC native · 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?

Katipan · 12-19-2014, 03:43 PM

I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...

It cracks me up.

Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too.

Dayze · 12-19-2014, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I receive far more often than I give, but I make up for it in many other ways. She loves it, and I try to keep it special by limiting how much I do it. Don't get me wrong, I never say no, but she usually leaves it too me to do that because I'm a ****ing Savage down there and she doesn't want that to ever change. It's genuinely a major part of keeping our 12 year relationship fresh, and letting her know she's adored.

**Donger** · 12-19-2014, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I wish you luck. If I know I can fill up a gallon container I absolutely won't do it to her. Why would I want to ruin a good thing?

Thanks.

**Donger** · 12-19-2014, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally...

It cracks me up.

Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too.

I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.

**ChiTown** · 12-19-2014, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I've never really been into cunnilingus. Thankfully, the wife isn't either. Unless it happens literally within a few minutes of her showering, it doesn't happen.

She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:51 PM

When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times

**ChiTown** · 12-19-2014, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

She's just being nice. Get down there and starting eating, and leave the bib on the table

This. I'm not playing the e-manliness card when I say this, but she'd like it better if you tried harder to please her. Unless she has a mental hang up with her own box, which is not uncommon I guess.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by booger

When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times

Dayze · 12-19-2014, 03:53 PM

I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'

Pablo · 12-19-2014, 03:55 PM

Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Best to get to know her a little first. Tried that one a first date years ago and wound up with her heel print on my forehead

Just Passin' By · 12-19-2014, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Dayze

I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box'

Mama's got a squeeze box....

El Jefe · 12-19-2014, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.

No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing.

I don't know a much better way to do foreplay than to make out---Oral---Sex. All can be done within 30 minutes depending on weather conditions

On your last note, one statement sums up my thoughts about eating box "happy wife, happy life".

View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure.	72	59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure.	3	2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions.	28	23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option	4	3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant.	14	11.57%
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12-19-2014, 11:09 AM
KC native Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10049239	Oral Sex Frequency So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently. How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them? Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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12-19-2014, 03:43 PM	#151
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $850351	I think it's sweet. I think it's stimulating. I think it's wonderful that the more dick we suck the more box you men are willing to eat. I'm just saying, personally... It cracks me up. Have your wives take pictures of what you people look like when you're doing it. You'll crack up too. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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12-19-2014, 03:51 PM	#157
booger Don't Tug on Superman's Cape Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: clear out in the sticks Casino cash: $-541450	When your young and you put your arm up to your mouth to make fart noises... Try that on a smooth giner. Fun times __________________ 2 Chronicles 7:14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
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12-19-2014, 03:53 PM	#161
Dayze Resident Glue Sniffer Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $3409358	I'd just like to point out how much I love the term 'box' __________________ Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy
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12-19-2014, 03:55 PM	#162
Pablo Ultrabanned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northland Casino cash: $-30644	Donger, do you slip your dick through your pajama bottoms(White Dave Chappelle skit style) when you and the wife get that hot and heavy missionary action going?
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