Whining about the team with the best record in the NFL?

[Hammock Parties]

You are a ****ing bitch.

This place is ****ing unbelievable right now. You'd think we were struggling to stay in the wild card race.

GET A CLUE

The Chiefs are about to win four in a row. That will run us to 13-1.

We'll lose to either the Texans OR the Steelers. One of them. Not both.

We'll be 14-2 going into Week 17, and the one seed will be LOCKED UP.

We will then rest starters and enjoy two weeks off before we begin the run to the threepeat.

Bookmark this ****ing thread. And clean up your vaginal blood. IT STINKS.

[Fishels]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Imagine being able to read, and comprehend my full reply to you, and in any way find that to be a tapout.

That's hilarious.

Never change, retread.

BTW, and it's just purely because I can't help myself, you are aware that your hero's offense is based on the scheme that Bill Walsh created, yes?

Heh. Rhetorical question, dipshit. I know you know, and it eats your little chapped ass up lmmfgdao.

Commence the shriek and squee.

Andy is my favorite coach of all time and I still think his Andyisms cost him games.

But I do not know why some people seem to take it so personally that Reid certainly has had big Flaws in the past. I feel if he didn’t he would have easily given the Eagles their first SB.

Not that there’s anyone I would want right now over Andy as a full disclaimer. I think Andy’s “Andyisms” have actually decreased quite a bit the more SBs he’s won

I do think you guys should be nicer to each other. There’s no need for it to be so hostile lol

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by Fishels

But I do not know why some people seem to take it so personally that Reid certainly has had big Flaws in the past. I feel if he didn’t he would have easily given the Eagles their first SB.

Andy is not “flawed” for leading the Eagles to four straight NFC Championship Games and a Super Bowl appearance… it is actually a testament to his coaching greatness by achieving that with a non HOF-caliber QB in McNabb.

You know who didn’t win even a single playoff game without having a HOF QB?

Vince Lombardi.

Bill Walsh.

[dlphg9]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

How to put this in a way that the guy who thought Orlando Brown Jr was worth the bag would understand.......

Ok. The Chiefs left tackle play has been awful. Left Tackle is pretty important, it's Mahomes blind side. When there's instant pressure from the blind side, or worse, free shots to your back, that's in your mind now that this side that I can't see, isn't likely to hold up.

The play is so poor, he has to assume that it's going to fail, and be ready to salvage the play. When there's actually protection, its a surprise.

The left tackles for the Chiefs belong in a dumpster.

Kingsley is so bad that we will refer to him as a maggot infested, bloated dead cat found in the dumpster.

Wanya Morris on the other hand, is like the spoiled ham sandwich with some slightly molded cheese found in the other corner of the dumpster.

When forced to decide which you have to eat, obviously the Ham Sandwich looks infinitely better than the dead bloated cat.

It doesn't mean the moldy ham sandwich is good, or that you make the spoiled ham sandwich a permanent addition to your daily diet.

You're eating it to survive, but you desperately want something that's not garbage.

Veach thought Orlando Brown Jr was worth the bag, you dumb piece of shit.

Wanya Morris is an average LT in the league. That's perfectly fine when you have the highest paid C, one of the highest paid guards, one of the highest paid RTs, and a guy that is gonna be one of the highest paid guards. Creed and Thuney have been pretty good on the season, but Trey Smith hasn't been even close to good lately and had a ****ing 27 pass block rating from PFF. I'm not a PFF guy, but that is bad no matter how you slice it.

You're an idiot and clearly can't evaluate OL play. I don't even know what to say to your stupid ass anymore.

[dlphg9]

From the looks of Wallcrawler's posts in this thread it looks like he's back on the meth and pissed off about something. We can only hope he doesn't have a dog to kick and he's not being violent towards his family either.

[Fishels]

Originally Posted by FloridaMan88

Andy is not “flawed” for leading the Eagles to four straight NFC Championship Games and a Super Bowl appearance… it is actually a testament to his coaching greatness by achieving that with a non HOF-caliber QB in McNabb.

You know who didn’t win even a single playoff game without having a HOF QB?

Vince Lombardi.

Bill Walsh.

That’s not a bad point. Andy is definitely Elite. You’ll get no argument from me there.

He still should have won a SB with the eagles though I think. But he didn’t and now he has three. 🙃

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by dlphg9

From the looks of Wallcrawler's posts in this thread it looks like he's back on the meth and pissed off about something. We can only hope he doesn't have a dog to kick and he's not being violent towards his family either.

What a stupid ****.

If you believe physically lashing out at others over topics as trivial as football is a thing, then id worry more about myself than anyone else if I were you, you weak willed little dumbass.

There's actually nothing that brings a bigger smile to my face than reading your absolute shit takes on the sport.

I think my favorite shit take of yours recently, aside from Wanya Morris being a good LT, was when you advocated for abandoning the run against Denver when the o line couldn't keep Patrick Mahomes upright past 1 second.

It's hilarious, and you can fall back on your same shitty material, oh you're on drugs, oh you must beat your wife, say all that shit that you want. It won't change anything.

I guess I can't really blame you. I mean if I woke up each morning and saw you looking back at me in the mirror, I'd probably lose my fingertip grip on reality and plunge into an abyss of irreversible stupidity as well.

It's good that you have an outlet, it's just really unfortunate that the outlet is CP.

[Red Dawg]

We have become greedy bastards. Spoiled bastards. We have pushed the horrible memories of the losing and playoff gut wrenching losses to back of our minds and never want them to resurface. The minute the team looks ordinary we get angry. I don't like myself for it. We should all be massively happy but the very thought of not getting the ring yet again this season makes us mad. We suck.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by 88FloridaSkanks

Andy is not “flawed” for leading the Eagles to four straight NFC Championship Games and a Super Bowl appearance… it is actually a testament to his coaching greatness by achieving that with a non HOF-caliber QB in McNabb.

You know who didn’t win even a single playoff game without having a HOF QB?

Vince Lombardi.

Bill Walsh.

If he's as great as you say he is, he would have sealed the deal at some point.

But yeah, John Fox and that absolute big swinging dick LEGEND, Jake Mother ****ing Delhomme, I mean what the hell was I thinking.

Of course Andy couldn't overcome a stud qb on the other side like Jake Delhomme.

**** out of here. Lmao.

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

Smartest post in the thread by a very smart and well-endowed man.

Pics or GTFO

[FloridaMan88]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

If he's as great as you say he is, he would have sealed the deal at some point.

But yeah, John Fox and that absolute big swinging dick LEGEND, Jake Mother ****ing Delhomme, I mean what the hell was I thinking.

Of course Andy couldn't overcome a stud qb on the other side like Jake Delhomme.

**** out of here. Lmao.

Losing to Carolina in the NFC Championship Game (who went on to almost beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, losing 32-29), is not as bad as your beloved Bill Wash choking to an 8-7 Vikings team in the Divisional Round… against freaking Wade Wilson.

Bill Walsh’s #1 seeded 49ers team lost at home with Joe Montana at QB to an 8-7 Vikings team with Wade Wilson at QB.

Yikes.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by FloridaMan88

Losing to Carolina in the NFC Championship Game (who went on to almost beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl, losing 32-29), is not as bad as your beloved Bill Wash choking to an 8-7 Vikings team in the Divisional Round… against freaking Wade Wilson.

Bill Walsh’s #1 seeded 49ers team lost at home with Joe Montana at QB to an 8-7 Vikings team with Wade Wilson at QB.

Yikes.

Let's examine this game that you're clutching your pearls so tightly over, as the one singular reference you have as a poor performance by a coach, compared to your hero whose playoff collapses are many, and the stuff of legend.

So the Vikings in the 88 divisional round. How was that defense again?

The Minnesota Vikings had one of the best defenses in the NFL finishing with the following stats:
Total yards allowed: 4,091, the best in the league
Yards per play allowed: 4.3, the best in the league
First downs allowed: 243, the best in the league
Takeaways: 53, the best in the league
Passer rating against opposing quarterbacks: 41.2, the lowest in the 1980s and fifth all-time for the Super Bowl era.

I'm not sure that any poor performance against that unit could be considered a choke, but sure. Let's say your pearl clutching is valid.

If that's the case, then your boy Andy Reid lost at home to Brad Johnson in an NFC championship game, and is just as culpable. Another legend in the echelon of the magnificent Jake Delhomme.

I mean, if we're not going to factor two of the greatest defensive seasons on record and put it squarely on the coaches, your boy still has plenty more gaffes than Bill Walsh, who created the offense he's used for decades.

Yikes. Lmao.