***2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread*** (with NSFW pics) - Page 11

**BigRedChief** · 12:32 PM

You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner.

This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round.

No write-in votes, no other options in the poll.

All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft.

Known bribes:

BossChief:
If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash.

If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash.

BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote.

Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief

Raised on Riots:

Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence.

Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots.

Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time

Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick.

The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158

Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6

Previous honorees:
2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey
2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112)
2005 King of the Noobs = Fax

Peter Riverpants · 12-08-2009, 10:54 PM

I don't want any Raider money...............

**BigRedChief** · 12-08-2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Oops. I almost forgot. You've been

with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick. As will everyone else who votes for ROR. At least until DaFace reads this post and reduces my rep to DCS levels.

I just pos repped ROR for no good reason other than it's Hannukah.

**RNR** · 12-08-2009, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Riverpants

I don't want any Raider money...............

Cool but do not take that out on Boss as he did not ask for me to back him~

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Riverpants

I don't want any Raider money...............

Paid and repped. You seem strangely familiar though n00b...................

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

I just pos repped ROR for no good reason other than it's Hannukah.

You've been repped because I still want in the academy.

**BigRedChief** · 12-08-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter Riverpants

I don't want any Raider money...............

Tread carefully n00b.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 12-08-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

BRC made me the first non Chiefs fan member of the academy. He also said he felt that n00b of the year should be a Chiefs fan which Boss is. and I admire your moxy with the Davis smack however I do not see how someone voting for a Chiefs fan and getting paid very and I mean very well for it has anything to do with Al .Davis~

Nothing personal, it's just politics. Dirty, dirty politics.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

I just pos repped ROR for no good reason other than it's Hannukah.

Thank you Sir!

**RNR** · 12-08-2009, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Nothing personal, it's just politics. Dirty, dirty politics.

**BigRedChief** · 12-08-2009, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

You've been repped because I still want in the academy.

Welllllll the academy is suppose to be a bi-partisan institution full of highly moral and upstanding citizens of the community but, we have decided to let you in the academy anyways. Pending RedneckRaiders approval....

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

BRC made me the first non Chiefs fan member of the academy. He also said he felt that n00b of the year should be a Chiefs fan which Boss is. and I admire your moxy with the Davis smack however I do not see how someone voting for a Chiefs fan and getting paid very and I mean very well for it has anything to do with Al .Davis~

Bringing a Raider fan into the Chiefs academy is like inviting Achmanutjob to come in and help us evaluate our nuclear policy.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Welllllll the academy is suppose to be a bi-partisan institution full of highly moral and upstanding citizens of the community but, we have decided to let you in the academy anyways. Pending RedneckRaiders approval....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Bringing a Raider fan into the Chiefs academy is like inviting Achmanutjob to come in and help us evaluate our nuclear policy.

DAMMIT!!!!

**RNR** · 12-08-2009, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Welllllll the academy is suppose to be a bi-partisan institution full of highly moral and upstanding citizens of the community but, we have decided to let you in the academy anyways. Pending RedneckRaiders approval....

That would be a yes~

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

That would be a yes~

Whew. I've been working at this for a long time now. Good thing you have a sense of humor.

**BigRedChief** · 12-08-2009, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Whew. I've been working at this for a long time now. Good thing you have a sense of humor.

Now, get to work.

Chiefspants · 12-08-2009, 11:06 PM

Man, this is going to be a close one.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-08-2009, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigRedChief

Now, get to work.

SIR, YES SIR!!!

View Poll Results: Who's thew King of the Noobs?
BossChief	73	41.48%
JD10367	27	15.34%
Raised on Riots	76	43.18%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-05-2009, 11:42 PM
BigRedChief Has a particular set of skills Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: On the water Casino cash: $978962 VARSITY	*2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs Final Vote Thread* (with NSFW pics) You only get one vote. It can't be changed later. It's a public vote this year by popular demand. Nominees are listed alphabetically. Simple rule to win......The poster with the most votes is crowned "King of the Noobs". If its one vote or 100, this vote is final. One poster has more than votes than the other two posters, we have a winner. This poll will close on Thrusday at 12:44 pm and a winner declared. In the event of a tie, we will have another playoff poll between the posters that are tied at the end of this round. No write-in votes, no other options in the poll. All bribery, campaigining and any other attempts to sway the vote is encouraged and allowed. All pledged bribes and graft in the previous rounds of voting is not valid for this thread. All graft and bribes must be new to this thread. Previous promises of graft can be promised again here, but the prmoisee will no longer be obligated to previous bribes and graft. Known bribes: BossChief: If BossChief wins he will provide $75 worth of beer at the next planet bash...if BossChief ends up doubling the second place votes, an additional $50 of burnt ends will be given to the planet bash. If you refer a voter and they vote for BossChief you get $100K in casino cash. BossChief is offering $350,000 in casino cash for every vote. Skip Towne will positive rep any voter who votes for BossChief Raised on Riots: Every ROR vote gets $25,000 CS and 1 rep from Gonzo and $400,000 CS and 1 rep from Pestilence. Phobia is offering $1.5 million in casino cash for every vote for Raised on Riots. Mr. Flopnuts is paying $150K for the next 5 votes. posted 11:50 central time Phobia will add a rep to future voters of RoR a mighty whack of the 14,345 rep stick. The 2008-2009 King of the N00bs nomination thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=219158 Time to vote for the 2008-2009 Chiefs Planet King of the N00bs thread http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...=219232&page=6 Previous honorees: 2007 King of the Noobs = Crazy Coffey 2006 King of the N00bs = Bill Parcells (Now D2112) 2005 King of the Noobs = Fax Last edited by BigRedChief; 12-10-2009 at 12:32 PM..
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Peter Riverpants Rookie Join Date: Oct 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	I don't want any Raider money...............
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Chiefspants World's Best Boss Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bronco Country Casino cash: $4414654	Man, this is going to be a close one.
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