Relationship Problem - Page 11

RustShack · 04-16-2009, 12:19 AM

Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 09:53 AM

and why would anyone under 30 want to move in with someone from the opposite sex?

I've operated under the assumption girls simply don't poop...and I don't want that ruined for me when I still actually like having sex.

I was banging this girl a few months ago and then she started talking about her bowel movements and I believe I deleted her from my phone that night...

Steve visited a few weeks ago and hooked up with an old booty call...said she 'squeeked' one out in the morning...gross. Girls are gross. I'm done with girls. On to dudes!

Jilly · 04-16-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Sully

To be fair, though, in one of those cases...you aren't exactly the guy's "type."

oh, like that would stop me, given my track record for ex boyfriends turned gay!!!

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-16-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

and why would anyone under 30 want to move in with someone from the opposite sex?

I've operated under the assumption girls simply don't poop...and I don't want that ruined for me when I still actually like having sex.

I was banging this girl a few months ago and then she started talking about her bowel movements and I believe I deleted her from my phone that night...

Steve visited a few weeks ago and hooked up with an old booty call...said she 'squeeked' one out in the morning...gross. Girls are gross. I'm done with girls. On to dudes!

Please don't start a "Grade his muff" thread.

**luv** · 04-16-2009, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

yeah, I think so. If I want to hang out with a guy and chat, I go to a bar, watch a game, or have some dinner somewhere very casual with lots of people around. But if I were to want something more or have something more with someone, then a movie isn't quite as friendly and seems more intimate and alone. This is just me though.

No, it's not.

**Nzoner** · 04-16-2009, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

I think sometimes they can though. I have guys who I took baths with when I was 2, you know? Their parents were best friends with mine. They're like brothers and the thought of being with any of them in that kind of way is just gross.

Baths at the age of 2 with the opposite sex can turn into long nightmares,I had a bitch that stalked me into high school after one of those"just friend baths"

thanks mom and dad

Katipan · 04-16-2009, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

and why would anyone under 30 want to move in with someone from the opposite sex?

I like sleeping with only one man at a time, and it's easier if he's in the same bed with me.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPote

Right on the money. Guys CAN NOT just be friends with chicks, no matter what SHE says. Give anyone enough rope and they will hang themselves.

I don't know about that...

I mean, I used to operate under the same reasoning...but lately I've started piling up a lot of friends that are girls that I have no intentions on sleeping with...

But yeah, in the case of ol' rustshack...that girl is already ****ing that guy. I guarantee it.

All he'd have to do is sneak in to her place, grab her phone, look through her text messages...he'll get all the evidence he needs.

I can't stress to any of you ENOUGH about girls with "boyfriends"...the last two girls I've actually dated HAD boyfriends the first time I had sex with them...and they probably had sex with 150 dudes behind my back as well (and I probably did the same to them)...

Life is much more fulfilling when you operate like me...no morals, no convictions...shit, it's my world, all you homos are just living in it!

**Nzoner** · 04-16-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I like sleeping with only one man at a time, and it's easier if he's in the same bed with me.

who's talking about sleeping here?

Jilly · 04-16-2009, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

Baths at the age of 2 with the opposite sex can turn into long nightmares,I had a bitch that stalked me into high school after one of those"just friend baths"

thanks mom and dad

Did she carry the picture of it around, have it posted on her locker door, perhaps with a heart drawn around the two of you?!!!

Pants · 04-16-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I don't know about that...

I mean, I used to operate under the same reasoning...but lately I've started piling up a lot of friends that are girls that I have no intentions on sleeping with...

But yeah, in the case of ol' rustshack...that girl is already ****ing that guy. I guarantee it.

All he'd have to do is sneak in to her place, grab her phone, look through her text messages...he'll get all the evidence he needs.

I can't stress to any of you ENOUGH about girls with "boyfriends"...the last two girls I've actually dated HAD boyfriends the first time I had sex with them...and they probably had sex with 150 dudes behind my back as well (and I probably did the same to them)...

Life is much more fulfilling when you operate like me...no morals, no convictions...shit, it's my world, all you homos are just living in it!

Dude, one of these days you're going to get burned, karma's a bitch.

Hootie · 04-16-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I like sleeping with only one man at a time, and it's easier if he's in the same bed with me.

I generally sleep 15 hours a day...sometimes more. I go on long drinking binges that require that much sleep for ample recovery time...

when I happen to have a girl with me in my bed...I can't sleep...I stare...I hate life...I hate people in my bed. It drives me insane. IF I get married...my bed is going to be a double king and she's sleeping on the floor.

Katipan · 04-16-2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner

who's talking about sleeping here?

More than one man and it's too much snoring.

**Nzoner** · 04-16-2009, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

Did she carry the picture of it around, have it posted on her locker door, perhaps with a heart drawn around the two of you?!!!

As far as i know no photography was involved just this wacko's mental pic of us in the tub together at 2,of course I'm not totally innocent here there was that time at age 7 we played doctor...

Katipan · 04-16-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

I generally sleep 15 hours a day...sometimes more. I go on long drinking binges that require that much sleep for ample recovery time...

when I happen to have a girl with me in my bed...I can't sleep...I stare...I hate life...I hate people in my bed. It drives me insane. IF I get married...my bed is going to be a double king and she's sleeping on the floor.

Yeah but you're still a baby. If you're still alive at 30 you'll re-read the stuff you've posted on CP and wonder how you're still alive and functioning. You can tell us about your marital demands when you're done sowing your oats, steve's oats, and whoever the hell else's oats.

**gblowfish** · 04-16-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie

it's my world, all you homos are just living in it!

Lighten up, Francis...

04-16-2009, 12:19 AM
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