PPL, Dissent and New Posters - Page 11

KCJohnny · 08-25-2001, 12:04 PM

PPL: Planet party line. Marty/Gun "sucks" (not my choice of words), Rams West is COOOOOL, 6-10 under Vermiel is better than 9-7 with Gun, all ex-Chiefs are money-grubbing scum suckers who are overrated anyway, T-Rich ain't good enuff, etc...

Dissent: People who post replies not in conformity to the PPL.

New Posters: People who innocently post their actual opinions rather than subscribe to the PPL and get shouted down by the clique of regulars touting the conventional wisdom.

Oh well, its only football, and most of us deserve each other.

KCJ
Football Paraiah

**Bob Dole** · 08-27-2001, 01:08 PM

Bob Dole usually claims to simply be stinking out loud.

Or General Colin Bowel barking out orders.

**Tribal Warfare** · 08-27-2001, 01:12 PM

In a crowd I usually point to the "fat kid" or the "old guy". I deny it completely.

stevieray · 08-27-2001, 01:16 PM

butt trumpet...remind me to never say that to my daughters...(5 & 8)

gh4chiefs · 08-27-2001, 01:17 PM

Mark M,

Barking wolf spider eh? Probably so, I heard the phrase so many years ago I'm sure I've mangled it over the years. Makes more sense that way. LOL

Oh and Bob, I'm going to have to ask you to stop because you're killing me. "General Colin Bowel barking out orders."

MAO!

08-27-2001, 01:19 PM

I play "bomber pilot" at the mall.....Its the only thing that makes Christmas shopping bearable.....I scope out busy intersections where 4-6 isles come together....Wait for a group of people who look high-n-mighty "drop a bomb" and then walk around the corner to "browse" through a rack.....waiting for the violent backlash as they enter the cloud.......and blame each other.

~I love that game....can be a competition with the right group...who can get the best, reactions without being fingered as the guilty party....the problem is, Girls love the smell of mine....its an apparent aphrodesiac.

**Bob Dole** · 08-27-2001, 01:22 PM

The Mother Lode of Misdirected Burp Euphemisms

**Baby Lee** · 08-27-2001, 01:32 PM

That is a dangerous game Iowanian. Too much noise, or too obvious a 'posture' whilst en f[r]agrante delicto, and you're facing a convergence of a vast number of people who know your game.

08-27-2001, 01:45 PM

You think you're dealing with an ameture?

~I've been in the AAA Farm system for a few years.....

**Dartgod** · 08-27-2001, 01:49 PM

this is great! I'm sitting in this boring *** stats class and the topic turns to farts. Now I'm trying to supress my laughter and other students are wondering what the he!! is wrong with me!

**ChiTown** · 08-27-2001, 01:56 PM

Iowainian

Quote:

its an apparent aphrodesiac.

I can not tell you how many times I would come back from lunch, head to my office and make a little room in the bowels before running to purge myself. Every time I'd make some room, before dropping the kids off at the pool, my secretary would come running into my office about something. Needless to say, as soon as she was smacked between the eyes with the crop dust, she would turn a nice shade of green, puke, and casually excuse herself from the office.

I came to admit that my flatulence must have been one of those natural pheromones that attracts women (ultimately in a negative manner).

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 08-27-2001, 01:59 PM

Hmm, we always had to be on the look out for African Barking Spiders. Especially, right at shift change in the field. Some of the "less than honorable" people would crepetate just as they were leaving the sleep tent as a present for us.

Bastages

And they wonder why we used to soak their caps and stick them in the freezer back in garrison.

Fat Elvis · 08-27-2001, 02:09 PM

...until someone gets hurt.....

Armageddon!

Mark M · 08-27-2001, 02:09 PM

This reminds me of something that happened in high school ...

You all remember those hard wooden chairs they have in most schools? Well, even the most dainty of people couldn't sneak out a silent one without some kind of reverberation. And, naturally, even the slightest of noises would cause the entire class to crack up. Well, instead of fighting it, we had one guy who decided to go with it ...

While sitting, he grabbed the bottom of the chair, pulling himself down on it as hard as posssible, thus creating a minimal amount of space between his butt and the seat. Then, RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ...

I mean, the thing was so loud and forceful the windows rattled, chalk dust flew and desks shook. Everyone was so stunned the class went totally silent. The teacher, after a short pause, just said "Would you like to take a bow?"

Naturally, he did, complete with some after shocks as he bent over.

Funniest thing I ever saw in high school. He was voted "Most likely to work for HAZMAT."

MM
~~Still thinks that funny ...

TheFly · 08-27-2001, 02:52 PM

Which has a more full aroma, flatulence-wise?

Chicken, Beef, Pork, Turkey, Chilli, Beans in General, Navy Beans in Particular, Refried Beans, Old Cottage Cheese, or any specialties of the house?

Fat Elvis · 08-27-2001, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFly
Which has a more full aroma, flatulence-wise?

Chicken, Beef, Pork, Turkey, Chilli, Beans in General, Navy Beans in Particular, Refried Beans, Old Cottage Cheese, or any specialties of the house?

Garlic wins hands down.

08-25-2001, 12:04 PM
KCJohnny Blind, deceived homer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Maryland, USA Casino cash: $10004900	PPL, Dissent and New Posters PPL: Planet party line. Marty/Gun "sucks" (not my choice of words), Rams West is COOOOOL, 6-10 under Vermiel is better than 9-7 with Gun, all ex-Chiefs are money-grubbing scum suckers who are overrated anyway, T-Rich ain't good enuff, etc... Dissent: People who post replies not in conformity to the PPL. New Posters: People who innocently post their actual opinions rather than subscribe to the PPL and get shouted down by the clique of regulars touting the conventional wisdom. Oh well, its only football, and most of us deserve each other. KCJ Football Paraiah
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08-27-2001, 01:08 PM	#151
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $445437	Bob Dole usually claims to simply be stinking out loud. Or General Colin Bowel barking out orders.
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08-27-2001, 01:12 PM	#152
Tribal Warfare Man of Culture Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Far Beyond Comprehension Casino cash: $-1187187	In a crowd I usually point to the "fat kid" or the "old guy". I deny it completely. __________________
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08-27-2001, 01:16 PM	#153
stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $485273	guilty party always speaks first lol butt trumpet...remind me to never say that to my daughters...(5 & 8)
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08-27-2001, 01:17 PM	#154
gh4chiefs Regular Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Jefferson City, MO Casino cash: $703592	Mark M, Barking wolf spider eh? Probably so, I heard the phrase so many years ago I'm sure I've mangled it over the years. Makes more sense that way. LOL Oh and Bob, I'm going to have to ask you to stop because you're killing me. "General Colin Bowel barking out orders." MAO! __________________ Gary
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08-27-2001, 01:19 PM	#155
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	I play "bomber pilot" at the mall.....Its the only thing that makes Christmas shopping bearable.....I scope out busy intersections where 4-6 isles come together....Wait for a group of people who look high-n-mighty "drop a bomb" and then walk around the corner to "browse" through a rack.....waiting for the violent backlash as they enter the cloud.......and blame each other. ~I love that game....can be a competition with the right group...who can get the best, reactions without being fingered as the guilty party....the problem is, Girls love the smell of mine....its an apparent aphrodesiac.
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08-27-2001, 01:22 PM	#156
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $445437	The Mother Lode of Misdirected Burp Euphemisms
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08-27-2001, 01:32 PM	#157
Baby Lee Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $8288275	That is a dangerous game Iowanian. Too much noise, or too obvious a 'posture' whilst en f[r]agrante delicto, and you're facing a convergence of a vast number of people who know your game. __________________ We need the kind of courage that can withstand the subtle corruption of the cynics - E.W.
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08-27-2001, 01:45 PM	#158
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	c'mon now JC.... You think you're dealing with an ameture? ~I've been in the AAA Farm system for a few years.....
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08-27-2001, 01:49 PM	#159
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $5370000	this is great! I'm sitting in this boring *** stats class and the topic turns to farts. Now I'm trying to supress my laughter and other students are wondering what the he!! is wrong with me! __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . .
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08-27-2001, 01:59 PM	#161
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $-60000	Hmm, we always had to be on the look out for African Barking Spiders. Especially, right at shift change in the field. Some of the "less than honorable" people would crepetate just as they were leaving the sleep tent as a present for us. Bastages And they wonder why we used to soak their caps and stick them in the freezer back in garrison. __________________ One of the lowest PPD of any of the original members of the Planet . . . and proud of it. My web site My writer's page
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08-27-2001, 02:09 PM	#162
Fat Elvis Sexiest Athlete Join Date: Apr 2001 Casino cash: $-558075	Farting is all fun and games... ...until someone gets hurt..... Armageddon! Last edited by Fat Elvis; 08-27-2001 at 02:18 PM..
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08-27-2001, 02:09 PM	#163
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	This reminds me of something that happened in high school ... You all remember those hard wooden chairs they have in most schools? Well, even the most dainty of people couldn't sneak out a silent one without some kind of reverberation. And, naturally, even the slightest of noises would cause the entire class to crack up. Well, instead of fighting it, we had one guy who decided to go with it ... While sitting, he grabbed the bottom of the chair, pulling himself down on it as hard as posssible, thus creating a minimal amount of space between his butt and the seat. Then, RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ... I mean, the thing was so loud and forceful the windows rattled, chalk dust flew and desks shook. Everyone was so stunned the class went totally silent. The teacher, after a short pause, just said "Would you like to take a bow?" Naturally, he did, complete with some after shocks as he bent over. Funniest thing I ever saw in high school. He was voted "Most likely to work for HAZMAT." MM ~~Still thinks that funny ... __________________ ChiefsPlanet -- n. The place where brilliant minds assemble to willfully pool ignorance with questionable logic in order to reach absurd conclusions.
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08-27-2001, 02:52 PM	#164
TheFly Never Regular... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Irvine, CA, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Which has a more full aroma, flatulence-wise? Chicken, Beef, Pork, Turkey, Chilli, Beans in General, Navy Beans in Particular, Refried Beans, Old Cottage Cheese, or any specialties of the house?
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