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Old 09-07-2022, 06:07 PM  
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Getting my first Colonoscopy tomorrow.
The VA found blood in a sample and now I am getting my first Colonoscopy.

I am just a little worried and nervious, and worried and nervious.

Scared they are going to find something bad.
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Old 09-08-2022, 09:02 PM   #151
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I must run out of anything remaining pretty quick, no? I mean, it was only 3 liters of the stuff that I drank.
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Old 09-08-2022, 09:07 PM   #152
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So, you just linger and wipe after you’re done or wipe after every liquid shit? Just sit and shower after? Shower shits? I am sure my doctor is going to want me to do one at my next well male checkup.
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Old 09-08-2022, 09:10 PM   #153
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So, you just linger and wipe after you’re done or wipe after every liquid shit? Just sit and shower after? Shower shits? I am sure my doctor is going to want me to do one at my next well male checkup.
Dude do the mail-in colon test you won't have to go through a colonostrophy.

Ask your doctor about it to see if he green lights it.
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Old 09-08-2022, 09:19 PM   #154
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Dude do the mail-in colon test you won't have to go through a colonostrophy.

Ask your doctor about it to see if he green lights it.
Not good advice. Should have it checked for polyunsaturated gerbils and such.
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Old 09-08-2022, 09:20 PM   #155
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So, you just linger and wipe after you’re done or wipe after every liquid shit? Just sit and shower after? Shower shits? I am sure my doctor is going to want me to do one at my next well male checkup.
I mean do you mop your kitchen every time it gets dirty?
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Old 09-08-2022, 09:33 PM   #156
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Old 09-08-2022, 09:57 PM   #157
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So, you just linger and wipe after you’re done or wipe after every liquid shit? Just sit and shower after? Shower shits? I am sure my doctor is going to want me to do one at my next well male checkup.
I mean, it’s more of a piss after the first round. Comes back about 15-30 minute intervals. I went in prepared with dude wipes…a god send.
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I figured it would have to be Dude Wipes and more of a pat than a wipe
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Old 09-08-2022, 10:03 PM   #159
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that’s why I’m doing it.

My understanding is I could have dangerous polyps up in there and not know it for 3-5 years when I notice blood in stools. Then it’s too late or you’re fighting for your life and doing chemo. Sounds like a scenario I’d like to avoid. Spending a day not far from a toilet sounds like a good trade off.
Why are you doing it? Because you may have polyps? How old are you? Are you having issues?

Getting a colonoscopy just because of the chance you have polyps is kinda silly. I had a colonoscopy at 24 because of some stomach issues, but everything was fine.
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Old 09-09-2022, 12:16 AM   #160
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So, you just linger and wipe after you’re done or wipe after every liquid shit? Just sit and shower after? Shower shits? I am sure my doctor is going to want me to do one at my next well male checkup.
Shower after you shit. Careful how much you wipe unless you want your bootyhole to puff up like set of Kardashian lips.
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Why are you doing it? Because you may have polyps? How old are you? Are you having issues?

Getting a colonoscopy just because of the chance you have polyps is kinda silly. I had a colonoscopy at 24 because of some stomach issues, but everything was fine.
Polyps can become cancerous.

Men at a certain age should not be shy of getting themselves screened. Considering that testosterone seems to promote prostate and colorectal cancers and those cancers tend to affect men more than women. It is wise for any man to be proactive in their healthcare. And that includes colon and prostate screenings.

Prostate exams and colonoscopies are just as important for men as it is for a woman to have annual pelvic exams and periodic mammograms.
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Polyps can become cancerous.

Men at a certain age should not be shy of getting themselves screened. Considering that testosterone seems to promote prostate and colorectal cancers and those cancers tend to affect men more than women. It is wise for any man to be proactive in their healthcare. And that includes colon and prostate screenings.

Prostate exams and colonoscopies are just as important for men as it is for a woman to have annual pelvic exams and periodic mammograms.
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So, you just linger and wipe after you’re done or wipe after every liquid shit? Just sit and shower after? Shower shits? I am sure my doctor is going to want me to do one at my next well male checkup.
Pro tip: get a bidet.
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