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Claythan now looking to get into modeling? OMFG Awesome find.
... so, I was working on some SEO stuff for a client... and I thought... Oh, I wonder if Clayton Wendler still ranks #1 for that thread "Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ...". That thread now ranks #2 for his name.
But I nearly ruined my monitor by spitting water all over it when I saw the page that ranks 5th for his name. http://www.exploremodeling.com/conte...n_Wendler.aspx I got an extra chuckle when I noticed that he had ZERO votes. Is this quite possibly the most awesomest interweb find EVAR? EDIT: Site down due to comment hilarity... but the cache is here for a couple days, anyway: http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:...&ct=clnk&gl=us Last edited by teedubya; 06-27-2009 at 09:22 PM.. |
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06-28-2009, 04:34 PM | #151 |
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I was sure it was a young Robert DeNiro at first glance.
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06-29-2009, 01:44 AM | #152 | |
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and we may never know the truth, he certainly will never fess up to being behind the approval in any chisled way, sturdy shape, or sexy form. And I may not ever believe anyone claiming they did it without consent anyway..... |
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06-29-2009, 01:09 PM | #153 |
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In case you all missed this hilarity...
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06-29-2009, 01:21 PM | #154 |
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Sifted through 8 pages of hilarity and yet NO posts by Claythan??? Odd.
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06-29-2009, 01:39 PM | #155 | |
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Nah, he got discovered.... but not discovered by a talent agency like he wanted.... Dude had an inflated opinion of himself when he was, uh,.... inflated. But it's clearly out of control now that he's dropped a couple hundred lbs. |
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06-29-2009, 01:46 PM | #156 |
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06-29-2009, 02:51 PM | #159 |
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06-29-2009, 02:53 PM | #160 |
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How embarrassing to be discovered trying to be a gay model.
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06-29-2009, 02:53 PM | #161 |
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When you think about it, it gets really funny because you know his MOM took the pictures.
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06-30-2009, 08:02 AM | #163 |
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I don't know what hurt worse for him: that his secret was uncovered by Chiefsplanet and they teased him, or that the moderators on the model site thought the pictures and comments were part of a chat room gag.
Ouch. A site for wannabe male models thinks the pictures you posted of yourself are part of a cruel joke. |
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06-30-2009, 09:08 AM | #164 |
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He'd probably have had better luck if he was still fat, regrowing that Amish Catfish beard and modeling as a "bear".
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06-30-2009, 09:13 AM | #165 |
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Claythan might be the next Ryan Seacrest.
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