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Champs!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Kansas City
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#152 |
Take a Chill Pill
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: South Carolina
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#153 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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#154 |
don't tell me about collage
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Los Angeles
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#155 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Prairie Village, KS
Casino cash: $10004900
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#156 |
In Pat We Trust
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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WTF is the matter with everyone around you? Your wife called you a liar and burst into tears because some random woman was in your office crying? That is seriously disturbed behavior.
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#157 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $3998454
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You poor, poor bastard.
On a lighter note, after being gone on a day long work trip, and getting a call 10 minutes before I got home, and giving some people permission to come to our house to see something when I got there.....between bath and bed time...apparently which is a poor decision on my part......I'll let bride owanian read your predicament, and I still might have a chance to score tonight. have mrschitown create an account and we'll fix her wagon right up for you, pal. This wasn't the ending I had hoped for you. I hoped for bad jokes, awkward silences, stammering excuses, blushing....and you laughing, which lead to me laughing. |
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#158 |
Archivist
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Ethernet
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Damn...sorry to read that, ChiTown. I hope you and Mrs. ChiTown can fix this.
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#159 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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Just have her smell yo dick.
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#160 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Dec 2005
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#161 |
Everything is Awesome!!!!!
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: The Pitt
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Hey Chitown, I may not be Mr. Marriage Guru, but the only way to solve this is to make an appointment with stripper/stylest and then surprise the Mrs with what you have in store, a meeting of the minds with full disclosure. Not only will it make you a good guy, but maybe you'll get a 3way out of it.
Or an icepick to the neck. Best wishes. |
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#162 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
Casino cash: $3998454
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"SAW" "SAW"....not watched.... "SAW"
Chitown slips up, bigtime |
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#163 |
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
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SHIT Chitown. Hopefully shit blows over with your wife. Seriously. I'd hate for something bad to come of this. Bad jokes and awkward silence would have been better.
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#164 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
Casino cash: $9150755
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In my case add 17 years!
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#165 |
Stroking to the SB Champs!
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Flatlands of Kansas
Casino cash: $1958962
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Update:
![]() It's all good with the Mrs. I had a chance to CALMLY talk with her as to what happened. She actually just listened vs trying to assume a bunch of shit. Apparently, this week, one of the teachers she works with just found out her husband was cheating on her (not with my ex-hairdresser, heh). Obviously, my office encounter fed right in to her cheating husband story she had heard early in the week. BTW, the speed dial to the Lawyer was just a joke on my part. It seemed apropos, at the time, given the absolute abortion of a situation I was in. Sorry for the confusion. What a bizarre week.........
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