Sex Topic : What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex ? - Page 11

royr17 · 08-20-2004, 06:08 PM

Ok fellows a little help here see theres this girl coming over on monday night, i like her and she likes me.

As i am ashame to say that i am still a virgin but im asking all you fellows that have experienced this what do u tell the girl when u want to have sex with her ?

How do u approach her about it ?

What do u say to her about it ?

Any help would be useful.

Thanks guys.

royr17 · 08-20-2004, 08:09 PM

Well guys thanks for any of the advice yall gave me.

**Skip Towne** · 08-20-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Ok...in all seriousness, this is right on the money. In fact, it got me a little hot just reading this.

It's so hard to answer this, you are just a babe, and you still have your virginity, which is a pretty cool thing in my opinion. You probably ought to wait until marriage...etc etc. But if not, your first time really needs to be with someone you can trust. She has to feel comfortable with you. Don't come on too strong, yet don't be a weenie either. Girls that age are worried mostly about having sex with someone who is going to exploit them or make it dirty. Girls don't usually appreciate dirty sex til they are a little older. Heh. One time, I was at this guy's house and....

Nevermind, I am getting a little off the subject.

She needs to know she can trust you. Seriously dude, if she wants to have sex, you will know, because the vibes will be obvious. If you make your move, and she starts screaming NO!, well, that's a good sign, you aren't getting laid.

See, I was right, you just needed to ask Jenny. I'd have told you the same thing but it was too long ago and I can't remember.

ROYC75 · 08-20-2004, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Haven't you ever been to a family reunion in Kentucky?

Hey, don't knock it, almost all family reunions have at least a hot chick or two !

Fairplay · 08-20-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Hey, don't knock it, almost all family reunions have at least a hot chick or two !

Even if she is toothless.

Jenny Gump · 08-20-2004, 08:12 PM

Roy, go to Askmen.com ....they have some great sex articles with real question/answer. Plus, there are pics of babes there too. You might learn a lot.

And...remember, it's "G---S-P-O-T", not sport.

08-20-2004, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Hey, don't knock it, almost all family reunions have at least a hot chick or two !

Yeah, and if you used to change their diapers you get first dibs.

tk13 · 08-20-2004, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

And...remember, it's "G---S-P-O-T", not sport.

I don't know, if you do it right (or wrong I guess in some cases), you can turn hunting for it into a sport...

Raiderhater · 08-20-2004, 08:18 PM

One day when I have kids, they won't be allowed to post on the Planet.

Infact, I think I'll just keep them off the net period so that they don't stumble across this place.

On a totally unrelated note, what in the hell is this best of the west coalition link at the bottom of the page? Why is it on my Planet, and when did it get here?

The Naked Chef · 08-20-2004, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Listen very carefully, please.

You don't know this kid. You don't know a thing about him. Most of us do. We can have fun at his expense without completely disrespecting him. You can't expect to jump into this community with your first post like that and be accepted. Very disappointing for a noob.

Despite that, welcome to the board. I hope you can make amends and enjoy your time at this great site.

Let me say this. It's really hard to listen to something when your reading a thread, or a response to a thread. So, I didnt really listen very carefully. So

. I know enough to know that if you have to ask a question about getting a female into bed, your a loser. It doesnt matter who you are, or how much I know about you. Just get the girl drunk, that'll get her into bed fast.

tk13 · 08-20-2004, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naked Chef

Let me say this. It's really hard to listen to something when your reading a thread, or a response to a thread. So, I didnt really listen very carefully. So

. I know enough to know that if you have to ask a question about getting a female into bed, your a loser. It doesnt matter who you are, or how much I know about you. Just get the girl drunk, that'll get her into bed fast.

That's a good way to introduce yourself to a bulletin board, make fun of somebody that everybody likes and then tell an adminstrator to shut up...

You don't go to a party and immediately teabag all the guys then tell the host to go F themselves, do you?

Raiderhater · 08-20-2004, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naked Chef

Let me say this. It's really hard to listen to something when your reading a thread, or a response to a thread. So, I didnt really listen very carefully. So

. I know enough to know that if you have to ask a question about getting a female into bed, your a loser. It doesnt matter who you are, or how much I know about you. Just get the girl drunk, that'll get her into bed fast.

Seriously dude, you are out of line on this.

08-20-2004, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by royr17

Well guys thanks for any of the advice yall gave me.

On a serious note, I'll give you some advice Roy.

A lot of chicks fall for a suave dude who could pose for women's magazines. Other chicks like a bad boy. Let's face it. Neither of us are that kind of dude.

You just have to let nature take her course. Of course a guy who has some experience with the ladies is going to be a little more smooth about getting into her pants. You don't. Every guy has been where you are at least once. Most of them didn't know who to ask for guidance or were to proud to do so. If I had an older brother, I wish he had told me to eat at the "Y" more often. I didn't discover that pleasure until after a few girlfriends and failed conquests. So, if you get all the way to 3rd base - as an inexperienced lover - I would say your chances of scoring are greatly increased if you give her oral pleasure.

Don't be afraid to ask a girl if she's enjoying something you are doing to her. Women are all different. You can't expect one woman to enjoy something just because it was successful on a different lady.

If all else fails, play the virgin card. There are a lot of girls who get off on popping a dude's cherry - unless she's a virgin too. Then you're screwed, errrr - you know what I mean.

Best of luck, little buddy. You may want to throw an ice pack in the freezer for later.

**KcMizzou** · 08-20-2004, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naked Chef

Let me say this. It's really hard to listen to something when your reading a thread, or a response to a thread. So, I didnt really listen very carefully. So

. I know enough to know that if you have to ask a question about getting a female into bed, your a loser. It doesnt matter who you are, or how much I know about you. Just get the girl drunk, that'll get her into bed fast.

Well, you were asked nicely... Nice knowin' ya.

**Skip Towne** · 08-20-2004, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ROYC75

Jenny...........

He needs sex education classes, you still teaching ? If so, let me know, I'll get him enrolled !

There's a class? Could you send me an enrollment form? Maybe things have changed since the 50's.

Fairplay · 08-20-2004, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by raiderhader

On a totally unrelated note, what in the hell is this best of the west coalition link at the bottom of the page? Why is it on my Planet, and when did it get here?

I noticed that a few days ago as well, and clicked on it. I think its advertising, you click on it and the Chiefsplanet administration get a small kickback, i surmised.

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