The 10pm thread (archived) - Page 1064

crazycoffey · 11:34 PM

The big anti-hijack thread.....
Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread.....

http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere.

Joie · 03-30-2007, 10:38 PM

I'd like to make homemade banana nut muffins and strawberry muffins for breakfast, but we need milk.

**007** · 03-30-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

I'd like to make homemade banana nut muffins and strawberry muffins for breakfast, but we need milk.

Hey Milkman!!!!!

Joie · 03-30-2007, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

Hey Milkman!!!!!

Can you deliver a gallon of 2% by morning?

**007** · 03-30-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

Can you deliver a gallon of 2% by morning?

Joie, you have some splaining to do.

milkman · 03-30-2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

Can you deliver a gallon of 2% by morning?

That would be one expensive 2% gallon.

Joie · 03-30-2007, 10:42 PM

Maybe I'll just go to the grocery store tommorrow.

**007** · 03-30-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

Maybe I'll just go to the grocery store tommorrow.

That sounds like a VERY logical idea.

Joie · 03-30-2007, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

That sounds like a VERY logical idea.

But I don't wanna.

**007** · 03-30-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

But I don't wanna.

Order it on the internet. Should only take a week.

Joie · 03-30-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

Order it on the internet. Should only take a week.

I tried to order it over the internet. My Milkman was unreasonable.

**007** · 03-30-2007, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie

I tried to order it over the internet. My Milkman was unreasonable.

Damn Milkman.

Joie · 03-30-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru

Damn Milkman.

If he wasn't a figment of my imagination..........

Simplex3 · 03-30-2007, 11:00 PM

A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event. The rancher thought to himself: "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as best I can."

After the rancher finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to his son and asked him: "Do you got any questions about what you seen here tonite?" "Just one," the little boy whispered, eyes still wide with wonder. "How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"

Simplex3 · 03-30-2007, 11:01 PM

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads negatively.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"

**007** · 03-30-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3

Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads negatively.

After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"

Does this have anything to do with beryllium?

01-05-2007, 10:00 PM
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4477901	The 10pm thread (archived) The big anti-hijack thread..... Talk about anything, but if this works than we don't have to keep looking around all the threads to see who is still on tonight, and every night, or even every day! Talk about the chiefs, talk about tomorrow, talk about football, politics or even how to do flooring and the applicable budget. What you're drinking, how hard it is to sleep, etc. Every thing is acceptable in this thread..... http://www.timeanddate.com/worldcloc...om.html?sort=2 see for yourself, it is ten o'clock somewhere. Last edited by DaFace; 01-10-2013 at 11:34 PM..
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03-30-2007, 10:38 PM	#15946
Joie Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	I'd like to make homemade banana nut muffins and strawberry muffins for breakfast, but we need milk.
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03-30-2007, 10:42 PM	#15951
Joie Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Maybe I'll just go to the grocery store tommorrow.
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03-30-2007, 11:00 PM	#15958
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	A rancher was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four-year-old son standing at the fence, wide-eyed and soaking in the whole event. The rancher thought to himself: "Great, now I'm gonna have to explain the 'birds and bees' to him. Well, no need to jump the gun. I'll just wait and see if he has any questions, and I'll just answer them as best I can." After the rancher finished helping the cow with her birthing, he walked over to his son and asked him: "Do you got any questions about what you seen here tonite?" "Just one," the little boy whispered, eyes still wide with wonder. "How fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"
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03-30-2007, 11:01 PM	#15959
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads negatively. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"
Posts: 28,527