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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:42 PM   #1576
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Once again if you think you can do better than please post pics of the chick you are with right now. If not then cause you are probably a 40 yr old virgin still.

I find it funny that all the old guys on here are saying "Oh yeah I have been with better tail than that" but they refuse to post pics of it. Hahah riiiiight.
I find it comical that you feel the need to come to a Chiefs board and post pics of these so called "hot chicks" and brag about yourself so much. In my 33 year experience every person I've ever met that is like u usually fail at life in general. It'll be funny to see where you are in life in 10, 15, 20 years.

Most MEN (that's boys that have grown up) have realized by the age of 24 (I believe that's what you said you were) that talking about yourself all the time will lead to less and less friends. or, if you are like my ex-girlfriend, have NEW friends about every 6 months.

As people grow up they start to realize that people like you are not trust worthy and worthless as a friend.

So, all in all, your a loser and everyone recognizes it. I think it's comical that you think your some bad ass or something.
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:52 PM   #1577
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THis is one of teh most truth threads AVAR!!!!!

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Ewww. Who's the goober who rides a Cannondale?
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Old 06-25-2008, 07:59 PM   #1578
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Ewww. Who's the goober who rides a Cannondale?
I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it!

(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing)
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:01 PM   #1579
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Well, this thread was entertaining to say the least.
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:02 PM   #1580
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I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it!

(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing)
Nothing can match my $240 Raleigh Mountain Bike.

Especially when it comes to crashing!
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:11 PM   #1581
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I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it!

(my buddy has a Independent Frameworks, gets all kinds of cycling love with that thing)
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:14 PM   #1582
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Here is The hot little number I sleep with Every night!

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She has 8 teats of Pleasure and can go down on herself if she wants to.
Top that Bike boy.

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Old 06-25-2008, 08:16 PM   #1583
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i don't buy it... this is well-thought out douche-baggery...

i guarantee these pics he is providing is off of one of his friend's facebook or something...

this is a practical joke. no doubt.... and many of you are falling for it
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:17 PM   #1584
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quoted just in case anyone needed their daily reminder of why shotguns and shovels were invented.


carry on.
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:19 PM   #1585
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:28 PM   #1586
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I had a Tommassini for 14 years. Still have it. I went in to buy a Pinarello, also test rode an Orbea, but the Cannondale just felt so right and the component spec value was too good to pass up. I know, it has no soul. But I can whip over the hills in this thing like nobody's business. I'm gonna get a Calfee bamboo next, so eat it!

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pssh Litespeed ftw
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Old 06-25-2008, 08:35 PM   #1587
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Hmmm. I do 400 crunches a day. Hopefully there will be a pot of ab gold at the end of my rainbow.
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Old 06-25-2008, 09:46 PM   #1588
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Maybe I can get through to him by sort of putting it in a Brad Pitt sort of way.


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Old 06-25-2008, 09:50 PM   #1589
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Old 06-25-2008, 10:03 PM   #1590
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pssh Litespeed ftw
Meh, maybe if you weigh 140 Lbs.

You ride Angeles Crest on that thing?
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