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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:08 PM   #1561
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So um, how much did you really paid for those two just to have your picture taken with them?
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:10 PM   #1562
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Guys, enough with the baldness, okay? He already explained that it was just cut too short.
I know I hate it when I go to get a hair cut, and the barber shaves two arches into the front of my hair.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:13 PM   #1563
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I know I hate it when I go to get a hair cut, and the barber shaves two arches into the front of my hair.
Exactly. I actually think that he's quite a sport for having his picture taken in such a state.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:22 PM   #1564
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Actually I could probably bang all your daughters. They go for guys like me.
You come close to mine, I will pump your chest full of lead. And I also should say that is there any chance you will ever realize that you are making yourself look like a complete idiot, as apposed to a cool internet tough guy?



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Old 06-25-2008, 06:37 PM   #1565
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ooh...wait. Wrong thread. Carry on.
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Old 06-25-2008, 06:49 PM   #1566
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In all fairness, I'm guessing that the majority of people on this board have pulled ass equal or better to that pictured while they were in the 18-25 age group. It may not be very well documented which I would ascribe to digital cameras not being as prevalent when some members were in college as they are today. I myself have often attended a party and ended up with some tanned blond girl. Often my first thought in the morning was "God, I hope I don't have hepatitis" and not "Did I take enough pictures of me with her to prove the size of my internet johnson?"

Still, even if I had taken many pictures of some of the girls I've hooked up with and even if members of this board had tons of pics of themselves with the town bicycle I really doubt that they would be big enough douche bags to post them on the internet and want a gold star.

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Old 06-25-2008, 06:51 PM   #1567
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I am not trying to brag but for those that thought I was full of crap when I said chicks dig guys with bikes. Here is a pic from the party I was at last weekend.
Soooooo.......you're admitting that without the bike they wouldn't be attracted to you?
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I'd like to request an official retraction of my 'be safe' while riding comments in the other thread.

He doesn't deserve it.

For all the other riders, 'be safe'.

I hope you get a tank slapper at 100mph and can't recover.
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This chick is definitely a butterface.
Did you put Slayer's face over some girl?...
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THis is one of teh most truth threads AVAR!!!!!

Here's a pic of us at the Solvang Century, we couldn't keep the gals away from us!

CHICKS DIG GUYS WITH BIKES, FTW!!!!!!!111!!!!1!1!!!
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