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Old 05-20-2013, 03:00 PM  
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101 random roasts by misc Roastmasters - Thread #2

As a spinoff to the successful NFL Network's version of this and from the drama thread, it has come to fruition that this thread must be created.

Each day Hootie will reveal a member starting with 101 and working his way in order to number 1. I will update the OP as I see the names revealed.

*Warning this thread may cause a severe case of butthurt*

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Saul Good - A little about Roaster #2 (by frazod)
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85 BigRedChief
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84. StevieRay
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83. Rustshack
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82. KCnative
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81. Notorious
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80. Braincase
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79. big nasty kcnut
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78. crazycoffey
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77. Phobia

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76 Dave Lane

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75 KnowMo roasted by PGM
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74 Luv roasted by Mr. Flopnuts
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73. Mr Flopnuts
(by Iowanian)
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72. patteeu (by frazod)
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71. Bob Dole
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70. Sweet Daddy Hate/Raised On Riots/Darth CarlSatan (roasted by Clay)
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69.Setsuna (by rico)
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68. Burt (by J Diddy)
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67. petez28 (by PGM)
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Old 07-07-2013, 05:54 PM   #1546
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No shit. My Hootie roast blew the ****ing doors off of that "offering" PGM posted.

Racism.
Sorry, but my Rico/Reighters roasts were gold. Not sure how many people got the inside jokes in them though.
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Old 07-07-2013, 06:41 PM   #1547
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Old 07-07-2013, 07:05 PM   #1548
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Sorry, but my Rico/Reighters roasts were gold. Not sure how many people got the inside jokes in them though.
Dude, your Petegetz was tossed-off like a quickie in a pron arcade.

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Old 07-13-2013, 12:23 AM   #1549
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This thing hasn't been doinked around with for a while.... I'm sure some of y'all can still spit out some good roasts.

I just wrote one on Direckshun....ugh, I like the freaking guy...but then again, if I didn't like the dude, I wouldn't roast him. He seems to have thick skin anyways.

Gimme a few seconds and it'll be posted.
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:27 AM   #1550
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This thing hasn't been doinked around with for a while.... I'm sure some of y'all can still spit out some good roasts.

I just wrote one on Direckshun....ugh, I like the freaking guy...but then again, if I didn't like the dude, I wouldn't roast him. He seems to have thick skin anyways.

Gimme a few seconds and it'll be posted.
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:28 AM   #1551
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Somewhere in the top 20: Direckshun

This guy is a character.

* I think Direckshun’s username is supposed to imply the word, “direction.” Considering the consistencies between radical liberals and hipsters, I’ve always just assumed he chose to spell his username the way he did because the man tends to possess a few “hipster” characteristics. If this is the case, I don’t get the "irony." The only irony I am able to pick up on is the fact that there seems to be a ton of DC lunatics on this forum who probably would like to put a scalding hot iron to his face.

* Direckshun, implying “direction.” It’s so ironic how his username seems open ended, for the “direction” isn’t specified in his username. As if there is any sort of mystery as to which direction this man tends to lean towards. In fact, the only “rection” associated with Direckshun that can be considered a mystery, is which gender gives him an E-rection. Anyways, you can figure out which direction Direckshun tends to lean toward, simply by spending a mere millisecond on the DC sub-forum. For those of you who still don’t know which direction this man leans towards, let me give you a hint: “It isn’t right. IT ISN’T ****ING RIGHT!!!!”

* It is a fact generally known by most CP users that Direckshun seems to have an obsession with the draft. Which is ironic, for if this were 1965, I’d fully expect Direckshun to be a draft dodger…and today he’d be spending his time mocking CFL shit. And if Direckshun were ever drafted by the Dodgers, his sole purpose on that team would be to stroke the pe….err, I mean ego of catcher, Mike Piazza before games, for Direckshun has semi-recently been very vocal regarding how enamored he is with catchers. “Catching” hits close to home with Direckshun, presumably because it can be considered symbolic or metaphorical in terms of the role he assumes in his own personal life.

* Despite the fact that I fully expect Direckshun’s eccentricities to eventually result in him doing something looney enough that will ultimately result in him being shunned from every school in the U.S.A. (with an exception of Catholic schools), he is, in fact, a teacher. So how has he spent his summer break so far? From what I’ve gathered via CP posts, Direckshun has spent the majority of his time playing soccer (and getting injured via twisting his knee in the wrong “direction” -DMAC), fantasizing about catchers and thinking about; George Zimmerman, Sarah Murnaghan, SCOTUS ruling on the Voting Rights Act, Eric Snowden, the GOP's immigration reform problem, the sins of the State Department, infrastructure investment, Syria, climate change, The Beveridge Curve, "The Five," GOP extremism, vol. XXCL, the Farm Bill cluster****, banking on "The Daily Show," and soda sin tax. Not only has he stated that he is “thinking” about these things, but he has gone “full rico” in terms of detailing his thoughts pertaining to every single one of these issues. It appears VERY time consuming. So time consuming, in fact, that I can’t help, but wonder how a mature, ball-loving man like Direckshun finds the time to find privacy, put his hand in his pocket, grab his tiny little utensil, grip his tiny little utensil and……draftabulate.

* I sure as shit hope you aren’t offended, Direckshun. I am only mocking you in good fun. Please don’t shun me, for I genuinely like you.

* Pro: gesterone levels that are abnormally high is what makes Direckshun the way she is.

* Cons: piracy theories that are glaringly anti-conservative.

* Future Outlook: After being shunned from all schools and while taking a break from creating mock drafts, Direckshun will post anti-conservative conspiracy theories that are fueled by the abnormally high levels of progesterone produced by her body.
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:29 AM   #1552
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direckshun is amazing he's in my top 5
Yeah, I love Direckshun as a poster...which is why I wrote, "somewhere in top 20," for he definitely isn't in the 60's range.
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:33 AM   #1553
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Old 07-13-2013, 12:42 AM   #1554
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Applause, my good man. Applause.
Really??? Cool...I figured you'd be thick-skinned and I'm glad.

And I don't really have any disdain for your political views, rants, etc.....I was just trying to come up with whatever random "gags" or puns that I could.
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Old 07-13-2013, 08:20 AM   #1555
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And I don't really have any disdain for your political views, rants, etc.....
what happens in DC stays in DC - or at least it should

I try really hard to not mix the DC views and antics with normal board antics. In DC, Direkshun annoys the hell out of me but on the main board he is an alright dude.
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Old 07-13-2013, 08:42 AM   #1556
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Old 07-13-2013, 09:24 AM   #1557
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what happens in DC stays in DC - or at least it should

I try really hard to not mix the DC views and antics with normal board antics. In DC, Direkshun annoys the hell out of me but on the main board he is an alright dude.
Didn't know that, homeslice.

Btw, irrelevant note...I just think of this every time I see you post. I remember a few thousand posts ago, you wrote something along the lines of being a pretty difficult poster to roast. You said something like, "yeah if someone tried roasting me, they'd be like, yeahhhh, loochy is..a guy....who....?" Man, you are totally right about that. You are always around and always putting your 2 cents in. Always yapping at people, sometimes getting people really worked up, which is usually pretty funny...but man, I have no idea how someone would roast you....the only thing that I've noticed that someone could maybe run with is some of the stuff you wrote about the past HGH use......but that's it...and you really didn't give much roastable info in that.

loochy, loochy, loochy. If someone is able to generate a successful roast on him, I'd be very impressed. So would loochy, I assume.
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Old 07-13-2013, 09:58 AM   #1558
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