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#1516 |
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Soooo im drinking n texting.... yah dangerous
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#1517 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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Hmm. Interesting. I'm not sure I've ever farted myself awake. I've snored myself awake, coughed myself awake, choked myself awake (i.e. stopped breathing while sleeping), even erected myself awake (God bless those nighttime hormone levels). Never farted myself awake though.
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#1518 |
MVP
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
Casino cash: $10004925
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why do I keep going back to buffalo wild wings? My ass still hasn't forgiven me from the last time.
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Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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![]() The woman brought the guy home from the bar and went into the bedroom. She came out wearing a leather outfit carrying a whip. When she did, she saw he was putting on his jacket and preparing to leave. "What's the deal?" she said. "I thought you said you were into kinky sex?" The guy replied, "Hey, I already shit in your purse and f**ked your dog. What more do you want?" |
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Lee's Summit
Casino cash: $10004925
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#1521 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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#1522 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Most people have a "sexual weakness"... you know, something that turns you RIGHT the f**k on immediately. Redheads. Big jugs. English accents. Stuff like that.
I was in line for coffee just now and saw one of mine: tight white jeans. Mmm. Stems from grade school, when I sat next to this incredibly cute girl named Andrea. Straight, shoulder-length, jet black hair. Pale complexion, cute freckles. Eyes to die for. And, most importantly, a great butt and legs, and almost always wore white jeans. Scha-wing! |
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Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Whenever I see a Barbie Doll with no hair and tattoo's scribbled on it with a sharpie marker... BOING |
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#1524 |
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere Kansas
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I farted.
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#1525 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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#1526 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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Oh, yeah, and CNN is airing a Nutrasystem commercial.
I'd f**k the skinny Marie Osmond, even though she's no spring chicken. Hell, throw the skinny Valerie Bertinelli in there. MWUTBFILF* *(Moms Who Used To Be Fatties that I'd Like to F**k) |
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#1527 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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not gonna lie to you... tennis sucks... alot...
but womens tennis has some damn fine women... and is worth the time to watch them, if you can avoid watching the tennis aspect.. |
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#1528 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Claire Danes was just on Letterman. (The show. Not the man.)
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#1529 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
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Mr Brown,I'd like to **** your daughters.......
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#1530 |
Banned
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: olathe,kansas
Casino cash: $10004900
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Tonight my top 5 celebrity ****s would be, and mind you, I'm in my 40's, Jennifer Aniston, Sandra Bullock,Courteney Cox, Angie Harmon,Jennifer Love Hewitt. Mariah Carey wearing that Golden Globe dress would be off the bench.
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