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The pizza king of kansas
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Somewhere in the u.s.a.
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Jenny lopez sucks
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#1502 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
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I always heard she swallowed.
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#1503 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Saw a "Magnum P.I." rerun today with Erin Gray of "Buck Rogers" fame. In that era. I would've hit that like an espresso-hyped kid on a Whsck-A-Mole game.
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#1504 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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#1505 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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I remember this one time a few years ago when I was visiting my best friend from childhood shortly after he got married. Meet his wife and kid, blah-blah, she gets tired says she's going to bed, its late. Me and my friend stay up drinking and smoking then decide to play some PS2. It was late so we kick off the jeans and were playing the games, boozing and smoking like chimneys in our boxers on the patio furniture that served as his living room set, occasionally lifting a leg, farting, then joking about what it smelled like (a week-old dead raccoon buried in a month old rotten mushy jack-o-lantern was the worst).
The next morning his wife tells us that she had gotten up during the night to take a piss and was horrified to peek through a door and see me and her husband taking our pants off, fearing that we were gonna start queering off or something. After hiding and watching for a couple of hours to find out we were only playing PS2 & the fart game drunk off our rockers she said she almost felt relieved, except for the fact that her living room stank like a smoky shit factory. That's just how straight dudes roll. ![]()
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#1506 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite
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Mother Nature is a virgin ....
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#1507 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
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mmm sweet lemonade
Join Date: Oct 2008
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#1509 |
Please speak your mind
Join Date: Feb 2006
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I have never understood the appeal of cookies. I hate em. Even as a kid I hated them.
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#1510 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Plano, TX
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#1511 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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WHY THE **** did I get picked for a random pat down inspection at the airport just now, when Apu behind me (wearing combat boots btw) goes through without a second look?
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#1512 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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#1513 |
Stuff & Things
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The Yukon
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Flew to Chicago today, eating at Ditkas restaurant downtown. Mike walks in and said hey to everyone. I got to shake his hand. That was cool. He wears his SB ring btw.
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#1514 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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#1515 |
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
Casino cash: $10004900
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Tuna and cooked slaw sandwiches don't taste to bad
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