*****Official Chiefsplanet "I have a random thought" Thread***** - Page 100

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 09:46 PM

Just in case you have some random thought and feel like starting a thread over it, you can just bump this one.

**TinyEvel** · 12-25-2009, 10:12 PM

Used to pull my scrote skin over my balls upside-down and make a flamingo head.

**TinyEvel** · 12-25-2009, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel

Used to pull my scrote skin over my balls upside-down and make a flamingo head.

Sorry, I meant mosquito head

**Gonzo** · 12-26-2009, 03:33 PM

So...

On my way up to where I phesant hunt, there are some houses up on the bluffs just east of I-29. Every year one of the houses decorates the cliff just underneath the backyard. Looking at it, I'm positive that the guy who decorates, must reppel down the cliff in order to hang the lights.
Well, this year he decided to go all out and write the word "Noel" vertically down said cliff.
Unfortunately, the letters were not lined up quite right and when you approach from the south it looks like it says, "Leon".
When I first saw it, I looked over to my dad and said, "Who the **** is Leon?"

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Hammock Parties · 12-26-2009, 04:39 PM

Hahahahahaha.

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Baron Samedai (4:36:07 PM): word

bfett81 (4:36:10 PM): yo

Baron Samedai (4:36:16 PM): you'll enjoy this

Baron Samedai (4:36:20 PM): return season started to day

Baron Samedai (4:36:34 PM): someone returned this laptop, that I had to check to see if it was actually broken, right?

Baron Samedai (4:36:43 PM): it was FULL of freaking porn :P

Baron Samedai (4:37:17 PM): it was like the guy just bought the laptop and started downloading porn, and didn't stop until it broke

bfett81 (4:37:25 PM):

bfett81 (4:37:27 PM): that is ****ing great

bfett81 (4:37:32 PM): you should have taken screenshots

Baron Samedai (4:37:43 PM): I gave the cashier that returned it a ton of crap

Baron Samedai (4:38:07 PM): tho we would have returned it anyway, I'd have loved to have the chance to screw with the guy first

bfett81 (4:38:10 PM): what were teh filenames

Baron Samedai (4:38:37 PM): it was all stuff off like, limewire and such

Baron Samedai (4:38:51 PM): those really weird long filenames that cram as many obscene things in as they can to get hits

Baron Samedai (4:39:18 PM): windows wouldn't play video either, he'd screwed it up, and the reverb was on, so the audio sounded really weird, like it was underwater or something

Baron Samedai (4:39:30 PM): I'm soooo gonna charge up the battery, turn it on, and hide it in someone's desk

Baron Samedai (4:40:35 PM): just to mess with the manager that we showed it to, I did my renamed .txt trick to make a ton of fake vids like 'vile goat porn.avi'

**luv** · 12-26-2009, 04:59 PM

I should probably slip on the slippers and take the Christmas lights off of my railing.

JD10367 · 12-29-2009, 10:10 AM

Just bought two tix to the Pats' first round playoff game, thru Ticketmaster. Second level, corner of the end zone, $117 each face value, with tax and f**kme fees, over $260. Ouch. But I've never been to a playoff game. Tickets are still available. Frigging spoiled fans around here, I tell you...

blaise · 12-29-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

Just bought two tix to the Pats' first round playoff game, thru Ticketmaster. Second level, corner of the end zone, $117 each face value, with tax and f**kme fees, over $260. Ouch. But I've never been to a playoff game. Tickets are still available. Frigging spoiled fans around here, I tell you...

Fans do get spoiled. I remember living in Western NY on the day the Bills had that huge comeback against the Oilers in the playoffs. The game was blacked out. People didn't want to pay money for a wild card game.

JD10367 · 12-29-2009, 02:50 PM

It finally sold out, but it took three hours.

Jilly · 12-29-2009, 03:51 PM

ummm, what are these "playoffs" of which you speak?

**Buck** · 12-29-2009, 04:59 PM

Ok, this is really random, but I was thinking about it.

When I first joined here somebody posted a thread about them having a job interview and asking people which looked better, him with or without his toupee.

That thread was full of lulz, anybody remember it.

Hammock Parties · 12-31-2009, 11:08 PM

Taking a shit. This one is gonna hurt. ****in' Jimmy Johns.

Pioli Zombie · 12-31-2009, 11:44 PM

Check out JLO on Dick Clarks show. I love her body.
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Hammock Parties · 12-31-2009, 11:45 PM

Phew. That was a heavy shit. Just in time for my Jan. 1 weigh-in.

Pioli Zombie · 12-31-2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Jilly

ummm, what are these "playoffs" of which you speak?

Teams from other cities sometimes get to play extra games when they have a winning record. If they win enough of these extra games they can eventually compete for a championship. By the way, a winning season is when your team wins more games than they lose. Wouldn't that be amazing???
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**Mr. Flopnuts** · 01-01-2010, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Phew. That was a heavy shit. Just in time for my Jan. 1 weigh-in.

You should've weighed before exporting that Pringles can.

04-23-2009, 03:16 PM
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12-25-2009, 10:12 PM	#1486
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $3559601	Used to pull my scrote skin over my balls upside-down and make a flamingo head.
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12-26-2009, 03:33 PM	#1488
Gonzo Stuff & Things Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Yukon Casino cash: $10126924	So... On my way up to where I phesant hunt, there are some houses up on the bluffs just east of I-29. Every year one of the houses decorates the cliff just underneath the backyard. Looking at it, I'm positive that the guy who decorates, must reppel down the cliff in order to hang the lights. Well, this year he decided to go all out and write the word "Noel" vertically down said cliff. Unfortunately, the letters were not lined up quite right and when you approach from the south it looks like it says, "Leon". When I first saw it, I looked over to my dad and said, "Who the **** is Leon?" Posted via Mobile Device
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12-26-2009, 04:59 PM	#1490
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-470000	I should probably slip on the slippers and take the Christmas lights off of my railing.
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12-29-2009, 10:10 AM	#1491
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	Just bought two tix to the Pats' first round playoff game, thru Ticketmaster. Second level, corner of the end zone, $117 each face value, with tax and f**kme fees, over $260. Ouch. But I've never been to a playoff game. Tickets are still available. Frigging spoiled fans around here, I tell you...
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12-29-2009, 02:50 PM	#1493
JD10367 Cheaterlover* Join Date: May 2009 Location: RI Casino cash: $10010716	It finally sold out, but it took three hours.
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12-29-2009, 03:51 PM	#1494
Jilly MVP Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $10004925	ummm, what are these "playoffs" of which you speak?
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12-29-2009, 04:59 PM	#1495
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $7439900	Ok, this is really random, but I was thinking about it. When I first joined here somebody posted a thread about them having a job interview and asking people which looked better, him with or without his toupee. That thread was full of lulz, anybody remember it.
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12-31-2009, 11:08 PM	#1496
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2600478	Taking a shit. This one is gonna hurt. ****in' Jimmy Johns. __________________ Chiefs game films
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12-31-2009, 11:44 PM	#1497
Pioli Zombie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: olathe,kansas Casino cash: $10004900	Check out JLO on Dick Clarks show. I love her body. Posted via Mobile Device
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12-31-2009, 11:45 PM	#1498
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $2600478	Phew. That was a heavy shit. Just in time for my Jan. 1 weigh-in. __________________ Chiefs game films
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