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05-04-2015, 09:00 PM | #136 |
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About to head in now, let you know how it turns out.
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05-04-2015, 09:15 PM | #137 |
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10/10
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05-04-2015, 09:16 PM | #138 |
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Same here. I'll let you know.
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05-04-2015, 09:18 PM | #139 |
Consuming CP souls
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Had a no poop weekend
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05-04-2015, 09:24 PM | #140 |
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On the phone now. Had to grunt out a kick start but it's going like a charm. A little gassy. I got a habanero flavored Slim Jim from 7/11 earlier. Probably a mistake but it was really good. Surprisingly not giving me the greasy shits. Just gas. Girth and weight acceptable. Nice consistency. Good length. Not overly stinky.
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05-04-2015, 09:26 PM | #141 |
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It was a touch clingy. Going to have to wipe more than I care to. Will definitely wash my hands very thoroughly afterwards.
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05-04-2015, 09:28 PM | #142 |
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Ghost turds are the best. You never knew they were there when you wipe.
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05-04-2015, 09:36 PM | #143 |
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I only poop in people's beards.
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05-04-2015, 09:37 PM | #144 |
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Clearly this was a mistake. I did not realize how much gas I had stored in my bowels. After a while I just sounded like one of those sad party balloons when you untie them. The smell of the bowel movement wasn't especially bad but the farts were horrendous. And I got a little of the rimfire, which was unpleasant. I tend to eat more healthy foods heading into the Summer because I crave high fiber, high moisture, low fat and low sugar when it warms up. I should probably stay out of the 7/11. |
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08-30-2015, 12:41 PM | #145 |
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Antibiotics working a number on my stomach. Liquid hot poops.
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08-30-2015, 12:43 PM | #146 |
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Antibiotics for chlamydia?
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08-30-2015, 12:44 PM | #147 |
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Soylent has lessened the constipation and kept me decently regular.
Today I took an absolutely vile crap though. Oh man.
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08-30-2015, 02:37 PM | #148 |
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A vile crap? Tell us more, friend.
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08-30-2015, 04:26 PM | #149 |
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Are you on that stuff all the time now? Do still eat actual, you know, meals?
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08-30-2015, 04:27 PM | #150 |
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ive been flax seeding it up
my poo is like soft serve
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