Red Lobster vs. Olive Garden

[Otter]

So, you're walking down the street minding your own business and I come up behind you (lets pretend I'm 6' 6" 260 and not 5' 9") and get you in a rear naked choke.

I say you have to have dinner with me and I'll take the cuffs off I bound us by the ankles with with my magical extra set of hands if you promise not to have food on lip that makes me uncomfortable and spoils an otherwise fine dining experience.

There are only two options: Red Lobster or Olive Garden. Where do we eat?

[Couch-Potato]

Tight race.

[mr. tegu]

I feel like the Olive Garden breadsticks used to be more flavorful and fresher. Frozen breadsticks of the same variety are better. That alone is enough to keep us from going there anymore outside of a rare last minute craving for cheap Italian.

[Hoover]

Both of these places suck ass, but if forced I'll go to Red Lobster.

[Otter]

That's a blast from the past and judging by the timeline and scenario I made up I was probably inebriated.

Chose Red Lobster.