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***OFFICIAL Patrick Mahomes GIF thread***
AKA GIF'D UP: Franchise QB Edition.
Complete with smooth, clean, CP-exclusive GIFs and bullshit analysis from the guy who stroked off Cassel. 2017: Preseason Game #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #1 2017: Preseason Game #2, Drive #2 2017: Preseason Game #3, Various plays in Posts 198-203 2017: Preseason Game #4, Various plays in Posts 292 and 294 THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN Last edited by Hammock Parties; 10-07-2018 at 11:37 PM.. |
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08-20-2017, 11:19 AM | #136 |
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He makes it look effortless
Side note - if last nights performance indicates a trend for Harris LOOK OUT... he and Kelce will be unstoppable together |
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08-20-2017, 11:22 AM | #137 |
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08-20-2017, 11:28 AM | #138 |
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It's a good thing he was blessed with those tiny hands. If they were any bigger, I don't think he would me making these badass plays.
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08-20-2017, 11:47 AM | #139 |
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2nd drive
Play 1: Pat's deep read isn't there so he improvises and dumps it off.
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What I like about this play: Uh, yes. He totally baited the linebacker into abandoning coverage to open up his man. That's some serious poise. Play 2: Pat tries to sling a back-shoulder throw into tight coverage.
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What I like about this play: 1. He completely ignored a wide open CJ Spiller in favor of a deeper, tighter throw. 2. IT'S A DROP. Robinson lets that ball bounce right off his face/shoulder. That was a great throw.
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Play 3: Pat stays in the pocket and slings the ball into a closing hole over the middle.
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What I like about this play: Uh, yeah. Just ignore those dumpoffs, ignore the running lane and pick up the first down. This is the anti-game manager gold standard play. HNNNNG Play 4: Pat escapes almost immediate pressure and casually runs for a first down.
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What I like about this play: lol your pass rush, lol gonna keep lookin' downfield and then just **** it bro, 10 yards, i have no fear Play 5: Busted-ass protection results in a mad scramble and ARM STRENGTH What I like about this play: Pat runs himself into trouble and then just uses his massive, studly, veined, thick, solid, tight cannon to nullify his mistake.
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Play 6: Yeah I see your pass rush. Suck on my elite NFL throwing penis.
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What I like about this play: Almost every Chiefs QB in the last 10 years goes fetal in this situation. Instead Patrick Mahomes delivers an NFL throw and gets clobbered. This is literally shit that wins championships.
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Play 7: P@tr1ck butt****ing M@h0m3z stiff arms a butt****ing 275-pound defensive end and throws a strike 23 yards on the run with perfect accuracy.
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WATCH THIS SHIT FROM THE ALT ANGLE IN SLOW MOTION What I like about this play: I CAME ALL OVER MYSELF FIN (not shown: screen passes, eat me) |
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08-20-2017, 11:52 AM | #140 |
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There's a third alt angle that shows the Ball curving outward into even better placement that demonstrates elite pitcher ability in addition to QB ability
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08-20-2017, 11:54 AM | #141 |
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#7 is the one that just pushed me over the edge of sanity
'Look at me, I'm the QB now' |
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08-20-2017, 12:02 PM | #142 |
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08-20-2017, 12:11 PM | #143 |
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I was losing my mind watching that game. There is zero doubt for me that he could be starting right now. I honestly think he might push smith into being an actual qb this year. I'd be playing my ass off if I had Aaron Rodgers 2.0 champing at the bit behind me.
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08-20-2017, 12:15 PM | #144 |
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I've seen multiple Alex Smith fans online claim that this was a terrible throw because he almost got his receiver killed. lol - I hate people.
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08-20-2017, 12:16 PM | #145 |
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The receivers were balling the **** out for him.
That's what happens when you know your QB can and will find you no matter what and trust you to make the catch. That's a guy you play harder for. Boner town. |
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08-20-2017, 12:17 PM | #146 | |
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Quote:
The difference is, the Seahags had the balls to bench their Overpayed starting QB... the Chiefs won't. Whatever though... Next year will be exciting. |
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08-20-2017, 12:23 PM | #147 |
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Pat Mahomes brings a message of mercy.
He's the chosen prophet of the BigDickDownfield God we all now worship. All of our suffering was necessary to achieve redemption. Saint Patrick indeed. |
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08-20-2017, 12:28 PM | #148 |
Would an idiot do that?
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If you're going to megathread this, why not spoiler the entire 49ers game and then add last night's game to the OP?
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08-20-2017, 12:30 PM | #149 |
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08-20-2017, 12:36 PM | #150 |
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All wrist, that kid just flicks the ball with elite velocity
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