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11-01-2008, 11:31 AM | #136 | |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Little doubt Mr. FAX and likely a craving for a double helping of polish sausage for mid-afternoon feast. |
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11-01-2008, 11:44 AM | #137 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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You really posted.... this????
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11-01-2008, 11:45 AM | #138 | |
Live free or die hard
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Proud to say I had to google it. You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass with a broken bottle in the alley last night. |
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11-01-2008, 11:46 AM | #139 |
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We have a gay bar in St. Joe called The Shaft.
The owner is a huge Mizzou/Steelers fan. Must have a thing for black and gold. |
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11-01-2008, 11:47 AM | #140 |
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I thought for sure "boa" was synonymous for "python" but I guess I was wrong.
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11-01-2008, 11:47 AM | #141 | |
Take a Chill Pill
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OH...It worked out good too. So those 2 chicks that randomly made out w/ me afterwards, I took the boa off my shoulders and wrapped it around both of their necks pulling their faces closer to me...Smooth Move Then I let them keep the Boa. |
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11-01-2008, 11:48 AM | #142 | |
Chiefs Baby
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I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza. I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars. I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home. Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone? BTW I puked in my moms Mazda Miata and don't think she wasn't pissed. Yes I had to clean and detail her car. |
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11-01-2008, 11:49 AM | #143 |
It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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11-01-2008, 11:49 AM | #144 | |
Take a Chill Pill
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11-01-2008, 11:50 AM | #145 | |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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And he's wondering why his girlfriend is upset? I'm sorry to break it to him, but some girls just aren't comfortable with the bundle of sticks hag scene. FAX |
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11-01-2008, 11:54 AM | #146 |
Right in the Lumberyard Danny
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I hate to even ask this, now that I googled the Boa, what was your costume?
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11-01-2008, 11:56 AM | #147 |
Take a Chill Pill
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11-01-2008, 11:56 AM | #148 |
Ultrabanned
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11-01-2008, 12:20 PM | #149 |
It Goes On
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Buckin is quickly moving up my list of most entertaining posters.
Not too long before he rivals Baby Lee and Hamas. Well done, Buckin' |
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11-01-2008, 12:27 PM | #150 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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I was just messin with you dawg. I'm sure you know that now that you're sober.
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