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sorta mod-ish
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Prepping is awful, just awful. You didn't know you could poop that much before then. I did the "white diet" (that's racist .gif) the day before the actual Magnesium Citrate cleanse day, they say that helps even further with cleaning you out back/down there so the docs don't have to even think about anything other then operating the camera. Seemed to work - they actually told me I did a great job on my cleanse, lol. Chop it out and send it away to test. If benign, no worries, but you do have to return in five years instead of ten for your next one. |
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09-08-2022, 05:13 PM | #137 |
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I hope you made 'em before now 'cause...I got bad news for you.
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09-08-2022, 07:13 PM | #139 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Bunghole update?
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09-08-2022, 07:41 PM | #140 |
Politically Incorrect
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Aren't you a basket of cheer!
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09-08-2022, 08:08 PM | #142 |
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Tell them to hold the Versed. If your bunghole is smarting it will be good to remember why.
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09-08-2022, 08:08 PM | #143 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Wait for it... Wait for it...
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09-08-2022, 08:19 PM | #144 |
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09-08-2022, 08:20 PM | #145 |
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Good luck. And "rectum? Danged near kilt 'em!" Because I don't get to say that as often as you might think.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Mine coming up not scheduled yet
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09-08-2022, 08:46 PM | #147 |
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09-08-2022, 08:49 PM | #148 |
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It’s like your stomach rumbles 15 min after the second drink. Then rumbles. Then a few min rumbles again. This goes on for 20 min or so. Then you can feel the urge coming on and sit down. And it’s like the longest running diarrhea you’ll ever imagine
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09-08-2022, 09:02 PM | #150 |
Kind of a mod
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