I just walked in on a coworker... - Page 10

**Fire Me Boy!** · 07:11 AM

whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like fucking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick fucker.

chagrin · 08-29-2005, 11:28 AM

Bravo dude, Bravo

**BigRedChief** · 08-31-2005, 12:48 PM

Rep for the hall inclusion.........U DA MAN!

Good to see you joined this most exclusive club.

dacoolman88 · 02-04-2006, 02:32 PM

Passing Time · 10-03-2007, 05:47 PM

**Fire Me Boy!** · 10-03-2007, 07:03 PM

Just a random bump?

Willysboy2001 · 05-12-2008, 01:13 AM

Sounds like you need some mind clorox......eew. And I would hit the whole area with a blacklight.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 05-12-2008, 06:42 AM

Thankfully, my workplace is roughly 1,100 miles away now.

Fritz88 · 01-20-2009, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!

I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants...

Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like fucking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for).

Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick fucker.

LOL. Funny shit.

11-01-2009, 12:01 PM

wow, that would suck!!!

02-18-2005, 10:36 PM
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	I just walked in on a coworker... whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK! I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants... Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like fucking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for). Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick fucker. Last edited by Fire Me Boy!; 02-19-2005 at 07:11 AM..
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08-29-2005, 11:28 AM	#136
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10-03-2007, 05:47 PM	#139
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10-03-2007, 07:03 PM	#140
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	Just a random bump?
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05-12-2008, 01:13 AM	#141
Willysboy2001 Willysboy2001 Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Nampa, Idaho. Casino cash: $10004900	Sounds like you need some mind clorox......eew. And I would hit the whole area with a blacklight.
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05-12-2008, 06:42 AM	#142
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	Thankfully, my workplace is roughly 1,100 miles away now.
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11-01-2009, 12:01 PM	#144
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