" I prefer the bear "

[TLO]

I'm not a hip guy, and I don't keep up with stuff on the internet very often outside of www.chiefsplanet.com

Can someone explain this "I prefer the bear" stuff I've come across online?

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Nirvana58

Great. Now take those attacks by how many bear encounters compared to men.

You interrupt some really great banter for this?

Women can't stand in a club without getting groped. Every night. All across America. That's just 1.

You have no idea how often a human is near a bear. So you'll have to hire Rain Man to find out that answer. That's 2.

3, do you think penguinz has the skin tone for red or is it better crimson?

[JohnnyV13]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You interrupt some really great banter for this?

Women can't stand in a club without getting groped. Every night. All across America. That's just 1.

You have no idea how often a human is near a bear. So you'll have to hire Rain Man to find out that answer. That's 2.

3, do you think penguinz has the skin tone for red or is it better crimson?

One of the epic tragedies of my life is I've stood in many clubs and never been randomly groped by a woman.

Sigh.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

One of the epic tragedies of my life is I've stood in many clubs and never been randomly groped by a woman.

Sigh.

Filipino men usually come with Filipina moms.

I'm still scared of mine.

[Rain Man]

Before I answer how many ratchets straps I own, and whether I know what a ratchet strap is, is it better to have more or is it better to have fewer?

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by JohnnyV13

One of the epic tragedies of my life is I've stood in many clubs and never been randomly groped by a woman.

Sigh.

Women won't grope me in a club, but a bear would. I still might prefer the woman.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Before I answer how many ratchets straps I own, and whether I know what a ratchet strap is, is it better to have more or is it better to have fewer?

You could have any number of reasons why your inventory is low. What if you had to fend off a bear?

Do you know how to put the straps back together while parallel parking on a steep hill while driving a stick shift?

Please say yes.
Lie to me if you have to.

[Nirvana58]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You interrupt some really great banter for this?

Women can't stand in a club without getting groped. Every night. All across America. That's just 1.

You have no idea how often a human is near a bear. So you'll have to hire Rain Man to find out that answer. That's 2.

3, do you think penguinz has the skin tone for red or is it better crimson?

1. Has nothing to do with the bear vs men question. Replace the men with bears in the night club and you would wish you only had to worry about groping.

2. I am sure the numbers are out there to give you some sort of educated guess. Most women will go their entire life without encountering a bear. The fact that people would try too legitimately make an argument for the bear using the percentages you posted is extremely dishonest use of stats.

3. Never thought about penquinz. But I will go with crimson.

[Katipan]

Thank you. I'm not sure that you get the point of the insane exercise but at least I wouldn't strap you to a bear with ratchet straps.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

You could have any number of reasons why your inventory is low. What if you had to fend off a bear?

Do you know how to put the straps back together while parallel parking on a steep hill while driving a stick shift?

Please say yes.
Lie to me if you have to.

Ummm...






Yes.




I have a collection of ratchet straps from the early Victorian Era, but I mostly keep them in a safe deposit box and only wear them on special occasions.

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic

And then the person lies, drags the victim's reputation through the mud, and many times ends up not being punished at all, and traumatizes the victim all over again.

In Missouri, rapists, not bears, can choose their baby mamas, and husband's can rape their wives to get them pregnant just so they can block a divorce. Bears will always be the choice, because men suck.

By all means, go live with the bears then.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Raiderhater

By all means, go live with the bears then.

[Nirvana58]

Originally Posted by Katipan

Thank you. I'm not sure that you get the point of the insane exercise but at least I wouldn't strap you to a bear with ratchet straps.

The problem is that people are not taking this as an insane notion. I honestly can't believe how many women I know that legitimately choose the bear.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Nirvana58

The problem is that people are not taking this as an insane notion. I honestly can't believe how many women I know that legitimately choose the bear.

I was at Megan Thee Stallion's concert on Monday. 14,900 women and 100 precious men twerking for eachother for 4 hours.

If we ever learn how to weld or kill, my sex will be unstoppable.

[|Zach|]

I would have thought this bear things was crazy before I landed in the world of law enforcement.

[Spott]

Originally Posted by Nirvana58

The problem is that people are not taking this as an insane notion. I honestly can't believe how many women I know that legitimately choose the bear.

The bear will give you a quick death. A woman will nag the living shit of you, blame you for all their crazy ass insecurities, and slowly take away your will to live and just make you wish you were dead.