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KC native · 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM

So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?

El Jefe · 12-19-2014, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native

Does your wife not love you?

No doubt, I don't understand that. One of my buddies has a long time girlfriend of 5 years, he swears that he has only got a bj one time and it wasn't to completion, he said his gf says its too gross. Every time my wife and I have sex that's how we start. I eat a lot of box and she returns the favor every time we have sex. I thought everybody used oral as a warm up/foreplay prior to saxxing it up.

El Jefe · 12-19-2014, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I am curious, however. How often does she finish?

I will field this question out of my relationship with my wife, just to keep the topic going. My wife will give me oral and I will give her oral to orgasm at least 1-2 times a week, the other 1-2 times is sex. When you have a woman who knows how to give a good blow job, it can be almost as good as sex, almost.

El Jefe · 12-19-2014, 03:24 PM

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I am getting blown tomorrow though. She put it on her shared calendar.

That is funny but true, during really busy times, or when our work schedules don't match well, we will go a good 3-4 days and it feels like a year. Kind of like having sex without condoms and then having to have sex with condoms. You don't realize how great it is until you have to go from no condom to sing a condom. Frequency is the same when you only have sex 1-2 times a week you get used to it, so if you have a week where you do 3-4 times its just awesome, but when you have sex 3-4 times a week normally and then go a week where you only have it once it is just plain terrible.

El Jefe · 12-19-2014, 03:26 PM

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I've got the current one to close her good eye while in the act. She has a lazy eye and when you factor in my crank has a slight bend to it... Poor gal thought I was wiggling and teasing her before. Now it fits like a glove. 69 took some getting used to and her dislexia don't help. But we practice lots and I'm pretty sure the disfigurmemt of her ears from guiding her is not permanent

Yeah I feel that........wait wut?

Dayze · 12-19-2014, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke

Dayze has some rotten cock going on is what I'm thinking.

it probably smells like motorcycles and freedom down there.

so I'm not really sure what the problem is. Probably going to spritz a little Stetson or Aqua Velva down there to sweeten the deal.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I am getting blown tomorrow though. She put it on her shared calendar.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Why? It's not like you've seen me complain about this for years. I'm not complaining about it now. One smile and a giggle and the man is a strutting peacock. If that isn't worthy of an eye roll, nothing is.

I actually think it's sweet that you go out of your way to keep his dignity, and self confidence in tact.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

I am curious, however. How often does she finish?

Whenever I want her too. No pressure either, which probably helps my cause. I genuinely prefer finishing inside of her versus in her mouth. Every once in awhile though...

You weren't asking me, but I'm rarely open enough to discuss this shit, so I figured I'd finish the story.

booger · 12-19-2014, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by El Jefe

Yeah I feel that........wait wut?

Wendy already had the lazy eye when she became a vet tech. Then she got kicked in the head by a mule. Sometimes she can't see straight

Katipan · 12-19-2014, 03:35 PM

It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.

No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing.

Katipan · 12-19-2014, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I actually think it's sweet that you go out of your way to keep his dignity, and self confidence in tact.

Thank you. Such an easy gift and he smiles for hours. But sometimes I want to try and ring toss it with whatever I have handy.

**Donger** · 12-19-2014, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Whenever I want her too. No pressure either, which probably helps my cause. I genuinely prefer finishing inside of her versus in her mouth. Every once in awhile though...

You weren't asking me, but I'm rarely open enough to discuss this shit, so I figured I'd finish the story.

Interesting. I get to finish in her mouth on rare occasions (hopefully tomorrow). But, I'm like a fire hose, so I can't really blame her. I wouldn't want me to come in my mouth, either.

Dayze · 12-19-2014, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Interesting. I get to finish in her mouth on rare occasions (hopefully tomorrow). But, I'm like a fire hose, so I can't really blame her. I wouldn't want me to come in my mouth, either.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same.

No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing.

I receive far more often than I give, but I make up for it in many other ways. She loves it, and I try to keep it special by limiting how much I do it. Don't get me wrong, I never say no, but she usually leaves it too me to do that because I'm a ****ing Savage down there and she doesn't want that to ever change. It's genuinely a major part of keeping our 12 year relationship fresh, and letting her know she's adored.

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Originally Posted by Katipan

Thank you. Such an easy gift and he smiles for hours. But sometimes I want to try and ring toss it with whatever I have handy.

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 12-19-2014, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Interesting. I get to finish in her mouth on rare occasions (hopefully tomorrow). But, I'm like a fire hose, so I can't really blame her. I wouldn't want me to come in my mouth, either.

I wish you luck. If I know I can fill up a gallon container I absolutely won't do it to her. Why would I want to ruin a good thing?

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12-19-2014, 11:09 AM
KC native Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Fort Worth, TX Casino cash: $10049239	Oral Sex Frequency So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently. How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them? Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
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12-19-2014, 03:35 PM	#145
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $900351	It is so bizarre that anyone would think that everyone would do anything the same. No thanks on the 2-3 times a week of box eating. We're on limited time around here and there are 1000 better things we could be doing. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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